*in a cringy voice*
So like I bought this new phone and I was like O M G I wanna call my dear Hoe White uwuwuwu
✋Butt first
Lemme take a selfie
/Insert camera snappin' sounds/
Dat ass tho
Dat sass tho
Dat-
-_-
Hoe White is nothing in front of me.
/ I do a seggcy wig flip/
I'm the hoest of 'em all~
/ The wig along with phone accidentally flies off the window /