It was a quiet day at Beacon, none of the students were wreaking havoc, not even team RWBY. Everyone was either quietly studying for their finals at the library or snoozing their lazy asses off at their dorms.
Team JNPR were all in their room. Jaune was, unsurprisngly, sleeping, Pyrrha was polishing Miló, and Nora was reading a comic book while listening to music on her pink headphones.
Ren just came out of the shower, he was still soaking wet, with a pink towel wrapped around his waist. He walked up to his closet and opened it to retrieve his clothing. All his personal items were there; His normal outfit, his school uniform, StormFlower was sitting on one of the shelves. Ren was looking for something to wear when suddenly, he realized... His pants are missing! He let out a small gasp. Did someone steal his pants? Ren always made sure his clothes were neatly organized in his closet, if he had misplaced his pants, he'd surely know about their whereabouts. Why would anyone commit such a horrid crime?
Ren decided to search for his pants until they're recovered. He can't afford to lose another pair of pantaloons. Not again... *war flashbacks*. Time to do some serious questioning!
Alright, first suspect... Who can it be? Ren decided to question his teammates first. He doubted any of them could do such a thing, but he would ask them anyway. Can't pass up priceless information.
"Nora?" Ren began. "Hm?" Nora said, looking up from her comic book.
- Have you seen my pants?
- Nope!
- Did you see any one open my closet while I was in the shower?
- Nope!
- Can you please stop staring at my abs, you're making me very uncomfortable.
-Nope!
Well, that's that. Nora's off the list. Next "suspect" was Pyrrha.
- Excuse me, Pyrrha, can you spare a second?
- Sure, Ren.
- Have you seen my pants?
- I'm afraid not.
- Have you seen any one open my closet while I was gone?
- No.
- How long has Jaune been asleep for?
-Since noon. Those strife sessions on the rooftop have really taken a toll on him. He'll probably be napping a lot more from now on!
*They both glance at Jaune, sleeping in his unflattering sky blue onesie. What a precious little child*
- Has anyone entered this room since?
- Hmm... Just Ruby, she came in to borrow some sugar for coffee. Team RWBY seems to have a... Sugar Shortage.
