Истории Irony

11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

A cursed self-help book promises fame but delivers gruesome deaths-nail through skull, severed arm, fatal faucet spike. Each ambitious reader meets a gorier end, passing the demon tome until it claims the narrator too. BURN IT ON SIGHT.

He protected her. She helped him. They opened each other's hearts. In Ensylvna, everyone has an animal form. There are three classes in the society: nobles, commons and snakes. Iris is a deer from the nobles. She is unique, she doesn't know why, but she always got bullied for how different she is. But one day, she met a boy. He was similar to her. Together, they found out their families's dark secrets. The society's dark untold truth. And while doing so, they healed each other. No AI used for anything

"Boom! I just bumped into the new psychopath student! Will I be his next victim?" Anaya is 17 and just about to start her last year of high school. Introverted, good student, not really popular at school. Anaya doesn't know what she will do later in life, either! Jasmine, her best friend, is the opposite of her, which can at some point create comparisons between the two. Simon, her best friend and crush since middle school, is in her class, but Gladys, her bully and his ex, is there too. Simon warns Anaya about a new student in their class. According to some rumours, the new student is a psychopath and has a dark past. Despite all that, Anaya will unfortunately cross paths with this student, and from that moment on, she won't be able to avoid him. Is he really dangerous? What is he hiding? Will she fall in love with him or remain faithful to Simon? Read *Salt Was Sweet* to find out. 1 chapter per week. There will be 35 chapters for this first book.

Jonathan Hendrix is your typical high-school nerd. Very creative, loves military history, and has a massive Lego Star Wars and army men collection. He's smart, detailed, and organized. However, he's also insecure due to his skinny frame and his status as a 'nice guy' in the hierarchy of high school social norms. All of that changes one day. While our fearless nerd is celebrating surviving another day of high school, the spaceships of the Hoo-Meerian Matchmaking Empire appear in Earth's skies. Massive blue teleportation beams are fired from their warships, separating the young from the old into Matchvilles, and Jonathan is put next to Helen Grant. Who is this fair maiden? Well, his crush! Will Jonathan be able to adapt and survive being in such close proximity to the girl he admires? More importantly, will he able to rise up and find a way to free his planet from the cringey rom-com-style tyranny of the Hoo-Meerians? Find out in my first ever ORIGINAL sci-fi comedy novel! Copyright: ShockTrooperCorps 2024

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We've witnessed the girls playing "treeks" on their Mam'zelles. We've seen them explode stinkbombs, evade dictées, and drive the poor Mam'zelles up the wall. But now we get to see things from the Mam'zelles' perspective! Join us as we unearth the journey of the fat and jolly Mam'zelle Dupont and the thin and sour (and perhaps convicted?) Mam'zelle Rougier as they set foot on "Eenglish" soil for the first time. Can Mam'zelle Rougier reform from her days of crime to teach these good-hearted girls, or will she return to her old ways? Will innocent Mam'zelle Dupont discover Mam'zelle Rougier's dark secret? And will a romance brew between Mam'zelle Rougier and the shy piano teacher Mr. Young? Read more to find out!

May contain traces of sarcasm.

Just a random collection of poems!

I write. I rant. I reflect. Join me.

Segregation is a theater of meanings, blending myth, satire, and urban irony. The book explores power, dependency, illusion, and the impossibility of escape, turning architecture, rituals, and social mechanisms into metaphors for inner and systemic struggle.

just poems, a self-made poems by me and dedicated to no one , ( enjoy the irony).

Adley Tumbler has returned home the night before Christmas. On Christmas night she an encounter with her long forgotten childhood enemy Octavius. Can a Christmas kiss make her fall for him or hate him even more?

Tara Kingston's been talking to a guy named no_clue online for quite awhile and they maintain a good friendship. They THINK they're complete strangers to each other. but they might be closer than they think. How close? Let's just say that they're neighbours. Andrew Clark, a bastard/enemy next door to Tara, is ironically her childhood friend since their parents are extremely good buds. He has to spend the summer all by himself thanks to her(not really her fault). Fortunately, he has an online bud to talk with. ...You see how this will end up already, huh? It'll end tragically. Very.

Gimme the dares and truths

The Imperfect and perfect Lives - Right in these lines.

A collection of Short Stories

Hello furriendos!! This is my own original story so, I believe that I have nothing to say of copyrights. I am underly creative and this book is like a Diary--- almost. Though, I hope you enjoy!! (ㅇㅅㅇ❀)

Maria and Sophie have been trapped in an underground mine for weeks, the only hope they have left is that one of them will confess their love. (This is an ironic friendfiction)