Irony Stories

""I can't let Simon see me struggling with that bottle!" Anaya hurries to exit the cafeteria when, suddenly, she hits someone. Someone taller, so she doesn't see his face first. The milk spills on her, but it's even worse because it spills on the student, damaging his amazing back-to-school outfit!" Anaya is 17 and just about to start her last year of high school. Introverted, good student, not really popular at school. Simon, her best friend and crush since middle school, is in her class, but Gladys, her bully and his ex, is there too. Simon warns Anaya about a new student in their class. According to some rumours, the new student is a psychopath and has a dark past. Despite all that, Anaya will unfortunately cross paths with this student, and from that moment on, she won't be able to avoid him. Is he really dangerous? What is he hiding? Will she fall in love with him or remain faithful to Simon? Read *Salt Was Sweet* to find out. Salt was Sweet is a slowburn romance between teenagers. Here's the playlist link: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5XRwI02gXVr8gvywoZTerl?si=3zJW-fX7Tr2QDXwRbNCoRA 1 chapter per week (on Friday/saturday/Sunday it depends where you live). There will be 35 chapters for this first book.

just poems, a self-made poems by me and dedicated to no one , ( enjoy the irony).

11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

What if Hecate had met Yuji first? The world flows down a similar pattern to one already known, but how different will this new path of possibilities be? Follow the story of a girl who learns that she is not just a Priestess, and learns to find her place in the world as a Mystes uncovers his own hidden potential. Art by Qiana King.

A short love story with some twists and plenty of tongue-in-cheek humour, along with misunderstandings and confrontations. It's not frivolous or farcical, but it's good fun and ends well.

AKA: The Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction in the History of the World (Other than My Immortal). Sick of cliche Harry Potter stories? Don't read this. This book is a conglomerate of all the horrible cliches that everyone hates, and along with an annoying Mary Sue- er Marie Sue- for a main character, horribly out of character characters, and some atrocious spelling and grammar, this book is well on its way to truly becoming the Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction in the History of the World. Except for My Immortal. I could never outdo that. I'm continuing this again after years of ditching Wattpad for Ao3 after I made a dumb textpost about it on tumblr.

A young girl has just faced the most terrifying moment of her life... Her older sister Summer died of a horrible accident...And she had to choice but to live with her abusive father. But everything suddenly changes when her dad gets a call, a business call. They are moving to Texas, home of the legendary Dave Strider, Dirk Strider and Bro Strider. her life is going to change...Forever.

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All I'll ever be to him is the best man on his wedding day. In which Tae was in love with his best friend who was about to marry his childhood friend in less than a week.

|| Harry Daniels perfect description of a bookworm and a boy who doesn't go anywhere but around his house but what happens when Harry finds out that he has to start tutoring Whitney Haves the most popular girl in school who has made his life a living hell since the day he entered high school.She and her other minions has always bullied him.What happens when Whitney finds out that she has no choice but to date the biggest nerd in the school to get her grades up so that she is able to graduate? What does Whitney do when she finds out that she is suddenly starting to fall for the nerd? What do you do when you are feeling betrayed? ||

a short story set during western expansion from an Native American's point of view with an ironic twist.

Dear reader this story a tragedy or a comedy? ,you decide. This is a story about money ,power,love ,deception,purity,mysterious circumstances and family hardships. And how all could come crashing down overnight. With a group of curious cousins who are determined to find out the truth about everything that seems too simple and someone determined to keep secrets stay hidden ...what could go wrong? *please do not repost anywhere!!*

they hate their powers (and each other) but in order to save the world, they have to use them. STARTED : JUNE 11, 2017

Ahsoka Tano storms the Jedi Temple at the head of the fighting 501st.

A young girl dreams that a beautiful red dress will change her life, only to learn the hard way that it doesn't.

Im a high school senior and every day my English (world literature teacher) comes up with a new "thang".

A search for the most exquisite of men's wear

Plagued by misfortune and paranoia, Emily seeks solace from mystic Madame Vespera, only to uncover a tarot deck that traps souls forever. A chilling horror short about desperation, fate, and an unbreakable cycle. One reading changes everything... #Horror #TwistEnding #Cursed

A cantankerous old man must decide whether or not to help his younger brother out of a jam in spite of the fact that he's never been thought good enough.

A short story about an old man who helps a neighbor's child and finds there are still things that make Life worthwhile.