Irony Stories

Featuring: sarcasm, tech chaos, found family, mild identity crisis, one stubborn teenager, and the Avengers being... the Avengers. Rae Myers has a simple plan: Move to NYC. Finish school. Build tech that helps heroes. Stay far, far away from Tony Stark. Easy, right? ...Wrong. Because secrets don't stay buried, geniuses refuse to stay unnoticed, and chaos seems determined to follow her across state lines. Between the one friend who knows every piece of her life, the family secret she's terrified will explode, and an infuriating rivalry with Peter Parker that escalates every time they breathe in the same room, peace is... not happening. And then there's Tony Stark- orbiting the edges of her new life, asking questions he shouldn't, noticing things she wishes he wouldn't, but somehow remaining completely oblivious. She wanted freedom- a chance to build, to start over, to help the people who help others. What she gets instead is a front row seat to the messiest found family drama in Avengers history... and a growing list of new goals she never asked for. - Don't think much just start reading ;)

Spy x Family meets The Avengers in a world recovering from a war and the emergence of superpowers! The Fromage Kingdom split in two: a bitter civil-war-turned-revolution. Truvia United carved out their own space amongst the countries, trading in their dairy farms for sugar factories. In this short story collection, we learn the political and human stakes of two countries at war, and what it is like for a new nation to take their first steps. Among all the obstacles, the influx of the Frosted appearing overnight with unimaginable powers meant the very concept of peace was not quite so straightforward. This novel-in-stories follows the early years of this new nation through many different points-of-view. Ghosts stuck in the in-between. Widows trying to move on. Frosted who try to discover what their futures hold. Young women married too early. Before the concept of heroes, there was a need for them. This is the story of how that need manifested. GENRES: *short story,* fantasy, superhero, allegory ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ First Draft/second concept version. An X-Dreams Production: Origins. Project's current word count: ~43,000

High school theatre... who would've thought that Maya would get to live like she's in her own little play while performing in the actual play? Well... Piper had been manifesting it for a while but who would've thought it would actually work? Well... Piper did... maybe we should listen to her more? Nah. Riley, being as pragmatic and cliche-hating as usual, will never admit that he likes Maya, but we all know the truth. Will our little showstopper be able to get the cynical tech

School taught you the three Rs - Miss Conception is here to teach you what they really stand for. The Apocryphal Primer is Miss Conception's slightly unhinged A-to-Z guide to "what they really teach you in school" - a warm, wickedly funny mix of truth, sarcasm, and gentle heresy. From arithmetic to diplomas to the Bell Curve, she peels back the sugarcoating to reveal the absurd, the unfair, and the downright ridiculous behind the lessons you thought you knew. Perfect for anyone who suspects their education came with fine print.

11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

The story continues as the mysterious warden of Zig-Zig is eventually informed about Herschel's escape. Against every principle of his precious Dalmicir school, Lyeasrakardsul submits and asks the Knomes for help before finally receiving the dreaded p-wyrd. Herschel is arrested as a chicken thief and brought to the town Stagna where he has been prejudged as a p-e-r-v-e-r-t by popular opinion, and where he will have some of the most significant encounters in his life.

A second volume of short stories in the Love Songs collection. Many of the stories in this collection focus on the theme of love and how it sometimes goes wrong. A large collection of stories that run the gamut from humorous to tragic. 1. Love Songs in a Minor Key - A Collection of Short Stories 2. Love Songs: The Wrong Note - A Collection of Short Stories

Salt destroyed the world. Now, he must sacrifice everything to save it. -- A fatal drought ravages the land after Salt insults the water god. Jaded, reluctant, and driven more by obligation than hope, he travels the dying land in search of the solution: a favor from a god, which he can gain by resurrecting one. Unfortunately for him, gods need bodies. Even more unfortunately, his wife makes the perfect cadaver. With the help of Calista---a witty delegate to the death god---they set out to track down the fallen goddess of peace, love, and war. But when a mysterious force rises, bent on wiping the gods from the playfield forever, Salt realizes that to restore water to the world, he'll have to confront more than just a rebellion. He'll have to confront the past. A fantasy humor novella about grief, gods, and doing the right thing too late. ONC Prompt (2025): When you challenge a magical being, the rules are simple: you must finish what you've started, no matter the cost. ONC Awards (2025): ♫ Round 1 Winner ♫ Ambassador's Pick ♫ Second Place! ♥♫

Sophie Vance, the description of a business oriented woman. But a dark past can't be hidden forever. Will she be able to keep kiki a secret while balancing Xavier and Zara?

There's a long history between Connie and Alex. They met when Alex lived in Essex before he 'took a fated trip across the ocean', and Connie moved to Surrey to be with her new foster family. But distance always takes its toll and this couple were no different. Taking friendships to the next level is risky, they knew that, but once Alex and Connie re-united they couldn't see any other option but to take the plunge anyway. After going through so much together: the death of a brother and a mother, being abandoned by a father, the distance, the jealousy, the cheating; it all got too much and they fell apart. Connie ran away to forget her broken heart, but the past always has a way of chasing up to the present and she can't avoid her secret life forever. So when Alex comes to search for her, she has to decide. Can she carry on denying her past? Or does she have to embrace who she is and look forward to the future?

4 ultra legends only. A fresh COMPLETED set of Memes and some mindblowing facts just for you.... 🤗 Ex-when God is read back to front it says dog....... Yeah!! Don't take it serious...... Just laugh and pass it away. We all got one life before we pass away!! :-P. 8-). E <3. N <3. J :-D O Y !!!

Your mother sells you off without a care to settle her debts. But little do you know, she sells you to the beyond famous star; Harry Styles who holds secrets unfathomable to others. What will you do once you find out what he really wants from you? ▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎ In the dark of the limousine, my mind raced. "H-h-h-halibut...?" I clasped my small, delicate hands over my mouth, eyes widening. Harry chuckled and gazed into my humiliated orbs expectantly. My thoughts went haywire again. Since Harry bought me..... No, adopted me...? Am i his daughter? "... Do i have to call you d-d-d..." My voice's volume lowered dramatically as I said it. Harry's eyes reduced to slits, lips parting slightly as he drawled, "you'd like to know what u r to me dont ya m8?" I vigorously nodded, eager to know what I will serve him as. He smirked, leaned foward until I felt his minty breath on my ear. My heart stopped as he let me in on a life-changing secret...

Love , friendship and heartbreak . All of us have ever been subjected to them , created memories and marked our hearts. #1 on youwillloveit 14/9/2020. 23/2/2021 #1 on innerthoughts 19/9/2020 #1 on varied 19/9/2020 # 3 on varied 11/4/2021 #1 on littlelife 19/9/2020 #5 on simplicity 28/3/2021 Cover credits @barzal_baby

A group of flash fiction one-off tales.

The true story of me. My mom was the victim of a homocide. Suspect #1? My dear father himself.

Though fictional, unfortunately this is a true vicious cycle that still exists in the famous industry of Firozabad, India.

This is a Pokemon irony, I can make Serena a hateable character if I want, but she isn't because this book is wholesome. Now I put the cover, I hope you liked it as well as my load of shitposting with zero effort, and unnecessary drama is replaced by memes because this book is wholesome (or cursed). And there will be as little shipping material as possible in this fic. If there is any, it wouldn't become serious.

Omg cat in the hat what r you doing in my room 😳😳😳

When it's Madhumitha's grade 12 year and she can't get the marks she's hoping for, she enrolls in a Calculus class at the Kanja Cabin, a private school. All is well until she sets her eyes on Seyonne, your typical Scarborough manz. Little does she know, she signed up for a whole lot more than just grades.