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《 Pop Tarts : My Worst Experience 》

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《 Story Time / Rant 》

We all know Pop Tarts.
It was a classic snack (dessert?).

Unfortunately, I DON'T LIKE Pop Tarts.
Because of a stupid prank someone did to me at school.

It was lunch period and I spent all of my money on recess because I had forgotten breakfast and the food was kinda expensive.

Me and my friends were just chatting like the weeb trashes we are until someone came up to me.

He is the smartest in my class, a "Rival" of mine at the same time, my disappointing son...

(You know those Gacha Life videos with the Hated child on it? Yeah, He's the Hated Child and I'm the abusive Father even though I'm clearly a girl)

Let's call him SP for now.

So SP came up to me with a Pop Tart and I got excited because I was like "MY FIRST POP TART! YAY!!" My eyes were sparkling.

But I had the feeling something's up. He said it was from my MU at the time but I didn't care because I was both a hungry and broke person.

I ate all of it in ONE BITE...

It tasted soggy and sour.

I panicked and I checked the expiration date because I HAVE tasted spoiled food and it was not good.

SP saw my panicked expression and he was laughing.

I asked "What's so funny?"

"I put SOY SAUCE in the Pop Tart!"

WHAT THE F×CK!

He FUCKING RUINED MY FIRST POP TART EVER

I got so mad that I could pass off as Riddle Rosehearts because I LIKE PLAIN THINGS.

I like it when things are meant to be together NOT A MONSTROSITY!!!!

Anyway...I beat him up and scolded him for 10 minutes straight.
(Note: This is a joke, I only like hit him a few times but it was more like playful-anger)

Ever since that day, whenever I think of pop tarts I can still taste the soggyness of the soy sauce in it.

That is why I don't want to eat pop tarts ever again.