Looney Tunes and Pretty Cure: Back In Action

Chapter 1

Love woke up in a business room at the Warner Bros. Studio dressed like a worker. In her dream, she was an intern and her friends Miki, Inori, Setsuna, and Chiffon were with her as guests. Inori was holding Chiffon. Love was going over the script for a new idea on a movie based on the ever popular Looney Tunes, but felt a little nervous as she knew that a certain someone wasn't going to like the script. 'I got a bad feeling about how Daffy is gonna react' she thought. Then the black duck entered the room. "Alright, I'm here... Let's see what this is all about." "Script is ready, Mr. Duck. Look it over until Mr. Bunny gets here." one man said, handing the papers over to him. "All right, let's see this..." Daffy took the script, then looked at Love. "Hey, you don't work here!" "I'm an intern." Love told him. "Ah, so you're just as useless as the guys in accounting..." Daffy scoffed. But before he could look over the script, he realized something. "Wait a minute, if you're here, then that must mean-" He turned his attention to Setsuna and his eye balls immediately turned into hearts. "Setsuna!" he jumped out of his seat, hugged the girl tight and gave her a big kiss. "I've counted the days til I would see you again! And you're still as beautiful as ever" "Yeah,...it's great to see you too. But, this really isn't the place for a romantic reunion" Setsuna said awkwardly as every person in the room was staring at them. Daffy broke the hug and cleared his throat. "I'll just pretend that none of you saw that" He made his way back to his seat and began to look over the script for the Looney Tunes movie.

Daffy read the script silently to himself, then decided to speak up, having protests. "Hold everything... 'Daffy gets blasted'... Page seven: Daffy gets blasted... Page eight: Daffy gets blasted again!?" he glared at the writers. "What's the matter with you people!?" "It's been a tradition since 1953." Love reminded him. "Yes, but we can't do this stuff anymore! Show biz legends like me shouldn't have to play stooge to that long-eared, carrot-chomping, overbite-challenged-" Daffy refused to let it happen. Bugs came, as if on cue, chomping one of his trademark vegetables for the day. "What's up, Doc?" he greeted everyone. Daffy got scared a little to talk about Bugs like that with the bunny listening. Bugs smiled as he walked among the crowd and decided to have a seat with Daffy. "Hey Bugs, haven't seen you since the dance contest against Moron Mountain." Love shook his gloved paw. "Nice to see you too, kid" Bugs said before noticing her friends. "And the rest of you girls" Miki smiled and waved at him. "Anyways, I think Daff's right" Bugs took out a wallet to show numerous bunny children in photographs. "Maybe I'll take a vacation and go visit my 542 nieces and nephews." "Wow, with those many kids, it must be stressful for the parents." Inori said. "Mr. Duck, excuse me, I'm sorry" a woman with short blonde hair in a pink blouse stood up. "I don't see how we can have a Bugs Bunny movie without Bugs Bunny." "Oh my, heavens no" Daffy mocked her, due to years of abuse. "You couldn't have a movie without Bugs Bunny!" "Um, and you are?" Love asked. "Kate Houghton, Vice-President, Comedy." the woman shook her hand. Love looked to see somehow her hand had been turned frozen and she glanced to her friends. "Kate did Lethal Weapon Babies," one of the men showed a poster. "Finally, a Lethal Weapons I can take my grandchildren to." Chiffon laughed when she saw the poster.

"Gentlemen, check your phones." Kate demanded. The men did as told, following her instructions. "Our latest research shows that Bugs Bunny is a core asset, that appeals to male and female, young and old throughout the universe... While your fan base is limited to angry fat guys in basements." Kate told Daffy, showing how more popular Bugs was than him. "That's not true! I'm also a fan of Daffy's!" Setsuna protested. "I never knew Daffy's fanbase was that low" said Miki. "Yeah, but... Come on, fellas, I'm thrice the entertainer the rabbit is!" Daffy cried. Bugs burped from one of his carrots, making almost everybody in the room laugh. "Fine, he's hilarious, but moviegoers these days demand action heroes, like me!" Daffy got on top of the table and did kung-fu moves, but got him stuck in a tangled trap and glared at Bugs. "Top that, rabbit." Bugs merely touched Daffy with his foot, making the duck's eyeballs fall off his head and he tried to grab them. Once he got sorted, he looked to the workers. "I'm afraid the Brothers Warner must choose between a handsome matinee idol or this miscreant perpetrator of low burlesque." "Whichever one's not the duck." one of the men spoke up. Daffy wanted to protest. Love left the room and lugged a box into the room, putting it on the table. "Hey, that's the stuff from my office..." "You don't have an office" Love told him. "Not anymore...I'm sorry, Daffy." "So then, that means that Daffy's fired?" Miki said with disbelief. "It can't be" Inori added. "Daffy" Chiffon said sadly. "No way..." said Setsuna, shocked. Daffy begged the men to let him back in, but they weren't going to do it. Kate proceeded to remove Daffy from the premises. Bugs sighed, rolling his eyes at Daffy's drama queen rants. "You guys can't be serious." Setsuna looked to the men. She found this wrong, especially since she was Daffy's girlfriend. "Looney Tunes will collapse without him." "Setsuna's right. I mean, what do you think will happen to Bugs if he faces Elmer Fudd with the gun pointed at him?" Miki asked. "I think you kids need to leave now..." one of the men pushed them through the door. "Why don't you go visit the water tower?" Love blinked before going to get changed. "I'll be right back, girls." she said as she walked off for a moment. "Okay." her friends said, leaving the room. "By the way, where's Tarte?" asked Inori.