The Host Club's Assistant | 𝐻𝒾𝓀𝒶𝓇𝓊 𝐻𝒾𝓉𝒶𝒸𝒽𝒾𝒾𝓃

Chapter One: Starting Today, You Are an Assistant!

'This place has four library rooms, you'd think one of them would be quite eh? Guess what, nope! Stupid rich kids.' I thought to myself while closing one the previous library room door.

"Hey Haruhi, you think that abandoned music room would be quite?" I asked my twin while walking up to the door.

"It's worth a shot, I guess it's the only place in this school that'd be quite." Haruhi shrugged.

As we opened the door rose petals blew in our face and there stood six boys.

"Welcome!" They all said simultaneously.

When we opened that door.. we found the host club.

"Only those with excellent social standing and those from filthy rich families are lucky enough to spend their time here at the elite private school, Ouran Academy. The Ouran Host Club is where the school's handsomest boys with too much time on their hands entertain young ladies who also have way too much time on their hands. Just think of it as Ouran Academy's elegant playground for the super rich and beautiful." Said the boy in the middle. He had blonde hair and blue eyes. He looked like the perfect dream guy.. if you're into people that are annoying.

"This is a host club?"Haruhi asked.

"Isn't that just a nice word for strippers who seduce women without actually stripping?" I asked.

I think I had stricken a nerve with the blonde idiot, since he went over to a corner and started to sulk.

"Oh wow, it's a boy." Two red heads said simultaneously.

"And a very pretty lady." One of them said without the other, the other just nodded in agreement.

"Hikaru, Kaoru, I believe this young man and woman are in the same class as you, aren't they?" A black haired guy asked.

"Yeah, but they're shy. They don't act very sociably so we don't know much about them." Hikaru and Kaoru said simultaneously.

"Oh that wasn't very polite. Welcome to the Ouran Host Club, Mr and Ms. Honor Student." The black haired one said.

"What? You must be Haruhi and Aribella Fugioka. You two are the exceptional honor students we've heard about." The blonde one said.

"How did you know our names?" I asked skeptically.

"Why, you're infamous. It's not every day that a commoner gains entrance into our academy, not to mention two. You both must have an audacious nerve to work hard enough to fight your way into this school as honor students, Mr and Ms. Fujioka." The black haired one said.

"Well ah-thank you. I guess." Haruhi said. I just nodded and started looking around the room, there was a very pretty vase on a pedestal nearby.. hopefully it doesn't get knocked over.

"You're welcome. You are a hero to other poor people, Fujiokas. You've shown the world that even a poor people can excel at an elite private academy. It must be hard for you both to be constantly looked down upon by others." The blonde one said.

"I think you're taking this poor thing too far." I said.

"Spurned, neglected. But that doesn't matter now. Long live the poor! We welcome you, poor man and woman, to our world of beauty!" He said dramatically.

"Nope. Fuck this shit, I'm out." I said, turning around to leave.

A tiny child then ran up to me and jump hugged me from behind. "Hey! Come back here, Ari-chan! You must be like a super hero or something. That's so cool!" The tiny child said.

"I'm not a hero, I'm an honor student. And who you calling 'Ari-chan'?!" I asked.

"I never thought that one of the famous scholars would be so openly gay." The blonde one said.