ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴄᴀᴛ ₜᵣₐₙₛₗₐₜᵢₒₙ

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Him name is Taehyung

I used to wake up very early in the morning. He took long baths with very hot water and sang the same song without fail. Her voice was a little thick, although she used to be squeaky sometimes, especially when she was excited.

After her bath, she went out and had a quick breakfast while listening to other humans speaking to her through a screen she called television. He fed me and I watched him burn his tongue as he tried to drink from his café con leche.

He was a rather clumsy human compared to the others. He fell most of the time even if there was nothing he could trip over.

He was sloppy, he forgot things very quickly and on one occasion he almost blew up the apartment.

Is this two-legged beast supposed to take care of me? Because it seems that it is I who should take care of him.

I meowed to get his attention. He turned to me and waved his tail to point to the coffee pot he'd left on.

—What's up, kitty?

The coffee pot, you idiot

—Do you want water?

At times like this she wished she could speak the language of humans.

I stood up and walked in front of the machine where the dark liquid with a pungent odor that the human Taehyung so enjoyed drinking dripped.

—I don't understand you—he pouted—I really don't know what ... ah, leave the coffee maker on!" 

He took me in his arms, moving away from the bar to finally turn off the device. "Why didn't you tell me?" He chided.

If I could make expressions with the feline face that I have, my face would have been deformed in an irritation gesture. Taehyung ran one of his hands over my head, brushing my furry ears and I instantly forgave him.

I had been living with him for almost six months now and I still couldn't get used to his strange way of being, much less his clumsiness.

—Hello, hyung!— He smiled as he greeted another human.

I knew him, it was common to see him arrive at Taehyung's house. I called him "hyung" but I think his real name was "Seokjin" although sometimes he called him "Jinnie" but that was only when he wanted something in return.

Seokjin didn't like me and believe me the hatred was mutual. I did not like humans, and even less those who came smelling of slimy dogs, surely he had one of those barking beasts, and he preferred them. "Hi, Tae, are you ready?" We will be late.

—Hello, Tae, are you ready?We will be late.

—Yes, I'll just go for my coat— said my human, as he walked to his room, tripping over the living room table on the way.

—Well, I'll wait for you.

Seokjin looked down and caught me watching him. I saw him sketch a gesture of displeasure in my direction and I returned the reaction in my own way, letting out a low shriek as he bared his teeth.

—Ready!— Taehyung reappeared —kitty I'm going to work take care of the house, I'll bring you a toy back."

I prefer food

"I think I would prefer food, Taehyung," said the human named Seokjin as if reading my mind. "You buy him a lot of toys, but this bitter cat doesn't play with any."

Done, I had already listed the human Seokjin as number one on my lis of official enemies, second only to flea dogs.

—True

—Doesn't it have a name yet?

—I'm not good at it," my human denied. "Any ideas, hyung?

Seokjin looked at me

—Nigga

So original

—Hyung, I think you're worse than me at choosing names— Taehyung's mocking giggle distracted me from the growing hatred for his human friend.

You will already think of a good name, for now let's go

—Okay,—Taehyung bent down to pat my head and back. —See you in a few hours— and he smiled at me.

He left the house leaving a large void throughout the place. I wasn't used to his personality or clumsiness yet, but it was even harder for me to get used to his absence.

Come back stupid human