"Heya, Bakubro! Hey, Y/N!" Kirishima said as he walked into the dorm, grinning. Y/N quickly put on a smile, eyes artificially twinkling.
"Hi, Shitty Hair!"
Kirishima's eyes widened. "Shitty Ha—"
Bakugo leaned in towards his ear, muttering. "Don't tell anyone about her being a robot, got it?"
Kirishima nodded, still baffled by what he had heard. Bakugo quickly made his way over to Y/N as Kaminari walked in, eyes hardened as he stared into her eyes.
"Change Sparky to Kaminari, Raccoon Eyes to Ashido, Shitty Hair to Kirishima, and Flat Face to Sero."
Y/N beamed at him, her mind starting to fry with the overload of information. "Okay, Katsuki! All done!"
Bakugo nodded curtly at her, turning around to see his other friends file into the room. Sero shut the door behind him, grinning.
"What's up, Bakugo? Who's this?"
Bakugo's eyes widened. Shit. He hadn't thought this through. She looked nothing like him, so he couldn't say they were related. And she looked too old for him to say he was babysitting her. He opened his mouth, although he was not ready to explain, when Y/N hugged his arm, smiling warmly at his friends.
"I'm Y/N L/N, Katsuki's girlfriend! It's nice to meet you!"
Everyone's jaw dropped, including Bakugo's.
"G-GIRLFRIEND?!"
"Bakugo, since when?!"
"She's so cute! I'm jealous!"
"Awww!"
"Huh?!"
"HAH?!"
"Sorry if he seems a little surprised, he's just too shy to admit to people that we're dating! I guess he's not ready to tell people yet, sorry about that!" Y/N chirped, squeezing his arm tightly. Bakugo turned red, mouth gaping open. Ashido beamed, taking Y/N's hands into her own.
"I'm Mina Ashido, Bakugo's friend! I'm happy that he's dating someone like you!"
"Aah, so this is why you wanted us to come over, eh Kacchan? So you could show off your cute girlfriend?" Kaminari said slyly, nudging Bakugo as he plopped down onto the couch. Kirishima chuckled and followed suit, shaking his head, while Sero snickered and looked at Bakugo with amusement as he sat down next to his friends.
"But really, Bakugo? How could you pull someone as pretty as her?" Sero teased, making Bakugo snap out of his shock. He gritted his teeth and glared at the black-haired boy, seething with rage. He angrily wrapped an arm around Y/N's waist, pulling her close to him.
"What, you saying I can't get decent girls?! Hah?! This cutie was the one who asked me out, got it?!"
Y/N's cheeks flushed and everyone's jaws dropped once again.
"DID YOU JUST CALL HER A CUTIE?!"
"NOW I REALLY GOTTA KNOW HOW YOU TWO GOT TOGETHER!"
"TELL US, TELL US!!"
Bakugo scowled as Y/N nuzzled into his side, feeling shy. "There's nothing to fucking tell."
"C'mon, Bakugo, we gotta have some tea spilled!" Ashido urged, practically bouncing up and down in her seat with excitement. Y/N glanced at everyone in the room, who were staring at the two intently. Bakugo internally facepalmed, cursing himself for not thinking this through. Y/N smiled, and opened her mouth.
"Well, one day I was walking to go do some errands, when I got attacked by a villain. Katsuki happened to be walking nearby, and when he saw what was happening he stepped in and saved me. I instantly fell for him the moment I saw him, and I was so moved by his actions that I asked him out right then. He rejected me at first, but I kept bugging him so much that he eventually caved in, and now here we are!"
She looked up at Bakugo, eyes shining. "Isn't that right, darling?"
Bakugo's cheeks flooded with color and heat and he pursed his lips, eyes momentarily flickering to his friends. They were watching him, eyes wide with wonder and expectation. He looked back at Y/N, who was smiling sweetly up at him. He knew that everything would be ruined if he didn't play along, so he reluctantly decided to continue the act. He grumbled, leaning down to peck her forehead.
"That's right, Teddy Bear."
Everyone in the room squealed and shouted, excited chatter filling the room.
"So cute!"
"Damn, Bakugo's got game!"
Y/N giggled as Bakugo's friends conversed with her, easily flowing with their conversations. Bakugo stared down at her, mildly amused.
'She acts just like a real human.'
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phosphenes (k. bakugo x reader)
Fanfiction"hey...tell me you love me." y/n l/n is a lovebot, an artificial intelligence created for the sole purpose of comforting lonely people. when katsuki bakugo's friends buy her from a shop for him, will she go against her programming and actually fall...