𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐚 𝐀𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐬
𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚗, 𝚃𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚜
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" YAAAA GET IT NEPHEW !! DA MY NEPHEW YAAAAA !! " I yelled hyping Landon bad ass up.
" YAAAAAAAA !! " Don yelled doing that lil roll thing babies be doing with there hands while standing in place with there knees bent.
Well fuck it up den nephew !! That's like a secret move for babies or sum.
AN: I know y'all know what I'm talm about I've seen HELLA babies do it so I KNOW it ain't just my siblings that done did that shit 😭.
" Siah, you gone turn up with us? "
She looked away from her cartoons blinking at me a couple times with a straight face before looking right back at the tv.
" You act like yo fucking uncle bitch as— "
" What cha say love? " Von peeped around the corner with his head tilted.
" I wasn't even talm about you. "
Y'all know damn well I'm lying BUT this nigga hands are dangerous. I thought mines were dangerous but NOO this nigga should've been a damn boxer.
Or a fucking street fighter .... my nigga got them hands.
SOOOO if I cheat the nigga I cheat with gots to have them hands CAUSE whew chile I feel bad for him.
I'm don't plan on cheating, y'all don't be messy now.
" Why y'all in here listening to this shit? "
UMMM .... cause we can the fuck !
" Cause we can. " Landon lil ass said READING MY DAMN MIND.
I was so taking back I didn't even have the chance to run when Landon did.
" You suppose to be my dawg Don Don!! You just gone leave— AHHHHHHH "
" Shhhhh, " Chase whispered half sleep on my damn couch.
How did this nigga even get out the house? Ain't this nigga on house arrest still?
" Nigga why are you still here? " I squinted at him waiting for him to answer my HUSBAND question.
" I rode with yo bald headed ass sis— "
" Who you talm about? Cause you ain't talm about the bitch that help you get the ankle monitor off AND your ride back home. "
Well go off then miss girl.
" PUT IT ON HIM MAKE EM WANNA MARRY ME, " Von randomly yelled catching us all off guard even Siah.
" Sorry stuck in my head from watching all them damn TikTok's "
" You don't even gotta explain just chill out my guy, " He nodded slowly looking at me funny.
" You getting chunky mamas " I smacked Noonie hands away from my flat ass.
Bitches be doing to much, touching all on me for what?
" Bitch why you lying? "
" I been telling her ass that but she swear she still skinny. " Von added while Chase nodded his head agreeing.
Anyways child.
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" You must be still eating that starch and I told your ass to stop ! " Yaya popped my hand making me drop my phone.
AN: Starch soooooo good bro 😩😩😩!
" I already blocked your husband do you wanna get blocked too lady? "
This woman stuck her middle finger up and pushed me into the wall with just two fingers.
" Strong ass ho, " I mumbled under my breathe mugging her old winkled ass.
" YOU TALM ABOUT MY WIFE? " I heard my Paw Paw yelled before I could respond I was in a head lock fighting for my damn life.
" YOU OLD PIEC— PIECE OF SHITTTTTTTTTTT !! "
After being tortured for thirty damn minutes he finally let me go but not before talking his shit about me blocking his old irking ass.
He still not getting unblocked, shouldn't been playing on this phone I pay for OLD blood.
" And no I ain't been eating starch Monica, " I lied.
It's too good to stop eating and plus I'm addicted.
" Get yo ass beat Armani. "
OUUUU She said the middle name sooo scar— why the fuck I'm being so damn mean?
" Ima head out now. "
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I'm done being a petty hoe and I'm back y'all 😭.
I'm ready to finish this book soooo bad BUT I already got the last two chapters wrote 🤷🏽♀️.
Second book? And if so what y'all want it to be called?
