YOU HAVE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME ( quote starters 8 )

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" what do you mean what's wrong? there is nothing wrong, nothing at all. . . "

" hah! not so hot now, huh? "

" you did wHAT? ! "

" & you're home early but i don't comment to you on that. "

" anyone else planning to break in to my house? i'm too tired to care but i'm honestly curious. "

" what? have you never seen a woman in a hot tub before? "

" yes my red hair is real, is your crotch real? "

" dammit, who Took my glasses? ? ? "

" oh shut up grandpa or else i'll kick you in your fucking balls! "

" what are you hiding this time? "

" okay, can we please talk this out before someone does something they'll regret? "

" Bend over so i can smack you. "

" making myself crazy. . . "

" telling me to calm down is like telling you to calm down so suck my tits! "



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