" what do you mean what's wrong? there is nothing wrong, nothing at all. . . "
" hah! not so hot now, huh? "
" you did wHAT? ! "
" & you're home early but i don't comment to you on that. "
" anyone else planning to break in to my house? i'm too tired to care but i'm honestly curious. "
" what? have you never seen a woman in a hot tub before? "
" yes my red hair is real, is your crotch real? "
" dammit, who Took my glasses? ? ? "
" oh shut up grandpa or else i'll kick you in your fucking balls! "
" what are you hiding this time? "
" okay, can we please talk this out before someone does something they'll regret? "
" Bend over so i can smack you. "
" making myself crazy. . . "
" telling me to calm down is like telling you to calm down so suck my tits! "