number neighbor | j. orlando

three!

maddie <3
what the hell are u up to bitch

kenz
yooo bitch why

maddie <3
been spamming u on messenger and still no reply... HOW DARE U?

kenz
oh that haha
kinda busy with something

maddie <3
smth???

kenz
well i sorta be scrolling through twt for convo topics

maddie <3
for what tho

kenz
a conversation obviously?? what else lol

maddie <3
with whom

kenz
a person lol
get ur thoughts straight bitch, i don't f with ur stupid ass

maddie <3
says the one who's certainly giving the stupidity vibes lmao
I NEED A NAME U DUMBASS

kenz
don't shout bitch, idk either

maddie <3
WHA- you on drugs or smth?

kenz
MADDIE PLS IM NOT SKKSKSLS

maddie <3
then explain ffs

kenz
well i just texted my number neighbor lol
tryna be friends :)

maddie <3
who the hell is that??

kenz
number neighbor. a person who shares the same number as mine except the last digit.

maddie <3
didn't know u could be any weirder
is it a he or she?

kenz
HAHAHAHHAKSLSLS
a he, i guess?

maddie <3
u ain't even sure???

kenz
well he has an air of a he but haven't asked yet
or maybe its safe for me to say he didn't give me a chance to ask because he certainly told me to stop texting him or he'll call the cops lmfaooo

maddie <3
AHAHAHAHHSHAA KENZ

kenz
same maddie same

maddie <3
now what are ur plans

kenz
searching

maddie <3
for what??
this is f hilarious

kenz
how to make someone unblock me

maddie <3
alright but do well missus
update me when you already did

kenz
why don't you get ur ass into my room and help me huh
come on ur brain ain't for decoration

maddie <3
ask him if he is really a he or a she

kenz
nevermind u are a lame lame bitch

maddie <3
well at least i'm not as dumb as u are

kenz
FIGHT ME BITCH

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well i love me some dumbass sisters lmao
anyways, maybe a double update today because i'm bored and actually have inspo for once