Country humans ships.

Egypt x Texas *PERS *SEMI-DISC

Egypt sat at her desk writing when a red and white hand rubbed her shoulder. "Canada?" "Wrong sibling." America said when he sat down. "Of course, the obnoxious one..." America scoffed before handing her a cup of coffee. "It's american, don't like it, leave it." Egypt sipped it then spat it out in the nearby trashcan. "You're coffee? You're trying to burn me inside and out!" She snapped saying something in Egyptian afterwards.

"You can speak english too you know- PF!" America bent over as Egypt removed her sandal from his crotch. "Hmmph. Why are you here?" "Canada told me to check on you..." America groaned out between moaning about his poor dick. Egypt growled and fixed her sleeves. "I know she didn't. She knows how much I hate you."

And on time there was a knock on the door. "Heya guys- Ame, cowboy what are you doing here?" Egypt turned to see Texas. "Why are you here?" "Canada sent me beautiful, here's the text to prove it." Texas handed Egypt his phone and she read the text. "Sounds like her." She handed it back. "Please remove America before I behead him, wrap him in foil, and let him bake in my sand dunes."

Texas chuckled before removing the American from the office and letting Egypt work in peace, with the acceptation of Texas popping in every once in a while. He even brought her some water to which she gladly drank as her temperature had been rising. At the end of the day the two walked out as best friends.

"You working today?" Texas asked with Egypt on the other side of the phone. "No, I'm not doing anything either." Texas did a small fistpump, his plan could become two horses chasing down a speeding train that two bandits were about to rob. "Well If you can teach me howta understand that language o'yours I can teach ya how ta ride a horse m'lady."

"Deal."

Texas met Egypt at his ranch where she could get use to having a horse near her. "Go on try." Egypt has slowly tried to pet the horse but it neighed and she squeaked and froze. Texas had chuckled and hopped the fence to help Egypt pet the horse. "See? She aint gonna do nothin to ya E." "E?" Texas froze for a second. "Yeah E." He said with a smile before leading the horse with her into the barn. "Let's saddle her up."

Texas taught Egypt how to saddle a horse and helped her hop on or well tried to, she just pulled herself up. "It's like a tall chair, just grab what won't hurt the animal and slide on." Texas shrugged and hopped on his own horse. "Aight girl, your turn of the deal."

While they rode the two converged on Egyptian. Texas learning it with a smile an an occasional ranch talk. But at the end of the day the two did have to go home.
"Why don't we saddle down and you can ride to my house?" "Walk?" "Er... yeah." "I will never understand your usage of language..." "Sound's catchy though right?" "Sometimes cowboy." The two stared at each other before laughing. A glorious friendship.

Its not kissy because HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FALL INLOVE IN TWO DAYS?