Paul: I seriously don't like this
Stuart: You think I do?
John: Oh my Lord you guys we're literally live. Pretend you like each other!
Stuart: Hey guys, it's your favourite bass player
Paul: MOVE! This isn't YOUR channel! And you're not even a good bass player!
Stuart: Shit bag!
Paul: Ass face!
John: So welcome back.
Paul: Yeah, uh hey guys. Welcome back to ADayInOurLife. I'm Paul McCartney, and today we'll be reading hate comments!
John: Paul's gonna cry, watch.
Paul: I will hit you
John: We also have a special guest. Stuart Sutcliffe!
Stuart: *winks* Hiya
Paul: *pouts* Let's just get started.
John: Why do you guys hate each other?
Stuart: Because-
Paul: ARE WE GONNA READ THE HATE COMMENTS OR NOT
John: ...yes we are. Okay. Paul, wanna read the first one?
Paul: Okay. This is from @IamPattieBoyd who says, "Ew your haircuts are sO unamerican"
Stuart: I snorted
John: Well that's very observant of them, cause we aren't American actually
Paul: Is this one even hate?
Stuart: Pattie says it is.
John: She's literally British herself.
Paul: Oh, George is flipping the bird at us. HI GEORGE!
Stuart: SORRY WE OFFENDED YOUR WIFE!
George: *incoherent yelling*
John: Haha he's funny. Next comment is from @Magical_Mystery_John who says "HAHA GAY"
Paul:
John:
Paul:
John: Okay but that one's true
Paul: Awwww they noticed!
Stuart: *gagging sound* I can't believe this is what you guys turned out to be. Okay next one. @IamLindaMcCartney got mad because you kidnapped Marianne
Paul & John: *dying in laughter*
Stuart: Dear God help us all
John: Okay but that one's funny
Stuart: Whatever. Wait in your last episode, what did Marianne find? Like, the whole "she's gonna find it, she found it" thing?
John: ...okay here's the last comment
Stuart: You didn't answer my question
Paul: *slaps hand over Stuart's mouth* Don't interrupt DID YOU JUST LICK MY HAND
John: @LindaNotMcCartney says "Paul. You have narrow fucking eyebrows and when you sing it sounds like you're speaking. John. You look like a fucking rat and I'm so in love with you I can't even-"
Paul: Excuse me while I go cry in a corner. BITCH, EVERY PART OF MY FACE IS A LEGIT MASTERPIECE AND THAT'S THE TEA
Stuart: Damn THAT'S hate. See, I never get hate because I'm the gorgeous one
Paul: what
John: Look, you guys are my two best friends. Can't you get along?
Paul: I'M THE PRETTY ONE! YOU'RE THE DEAD ONE!
Stuart: SAY THAT AGAIN I DARE YOU
Paul: I'M THE PRETTY ONE! YOU'RE THE DE-
Stuart: *beep beep m beep beep yeah*
John: Jesus, c'mon guys!
*chair flies across room*
*crash*
Paul: GOODBYE AND THANKS FOR WATCHING!
John: Holy shit that broke my windo-
~end of episode three~
☆Me again. Thanks for watching! I really appreciate you reading this hellhouse. I'm running out of scenarios to base a video upon, so I'd love it if you could leave a prompt down below. In today's video, I tried to capture the hatred between Stuart and Paul. Did I do okay? Let me know if I could've done better.
Thanks to Stuart Sutcliffe for the idea, and for showing up! He's pretty gear.
I've decided to make a schedule of when I'm updating. So keep a lookout, because every Wednesday and Saturday there will be a new episode! ...hopefully. I might miss a few.
Votes and comments are always adored, and thank you☆
