Jean: HIIIIII! Welcome to ADayInOurLife! I'm Jean Shrimpton, and today, Paul and I will be doing a makeup and hair tutorial!
Paul: I'm already beautiful, so I don't need this.
Jean: Well, I'm also beautiful, and yet here we are.
Paul: Alrighty. Look guys, no other Beatle can know, so keep your mouth shut. That would be really embarrassing.
Jean: Okay, let's get started. This is foundation. Put little dots of it here, here, here, and here. Then, use a makeup sponge to blend it. See? Perfect skin is only step one to a perfect face. Next, us-
Paul: It's hot in here. I'm sweating.
Jean: DON'T SWEAT. Anyhoo, next, we get blush, to really highlight those cheeks!
Paul: Which ones? *winks*
Jean: Your ass. No, idiot, your FACE. Now hold still, so I can blushify you.
Paul: Blushify? Is that a word?
Jean: It is now. Okay! Next, I suggest using this pale lipstick, to get that innocent look!
Paul:
Jean:
Paul:
Jean: Okay finally, it's the eyes. We'll put on some eyeshadow-
Paul: *sneezes*
Jean:
Paul: You look annoyed.
Jean: You got that stuff all over me.
Paul: Really? I don't see it-
Jean:
Paul: Now I see it.
Jean: Well then. Last thing to do is mascara!
Paul: Woah woah woah I think my eyelashes are perfect enough
Jean: Naaaah
Paul: Okay fine
George: PAUL WHERE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND I NEED TO KILL HIM EPPY SAID HE ATE MY BISC- holy hell what are you wearing
Paul: Oh shit
Jean: *innocent smile*
George: JOHN!
John: I'M NOT GUILTY I SWEAR I DIDN'T BREATHE ON YOUR BISCUITS
George: THAT'S NOT WHY I NEED YOU. LOOK WHAT JEAN DID TO YOUR BOYFRIEND.
John: *runs in*
Paul:
John: YOOOOOO WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOO
Jean: He asked for it
Ringo: What's all this yelling abou- DUUUUUUDE PAUL WHAAAAAAT
Paul: Oh Jesus Christ
Jean: *dying in laughter* See ya!
George: Now, you bastard, you pay back for those biscuits
John: Oh God *runs*
George: JOIN ME, RINGO
Ringo: *runs with George*
Paul: *looks in mirror*...I'm a pretty princess
*sirens wail*
Paul: Oh wait we're still filming. Uh, bye!
~end of episode five~
☆I WAS A DAY LATE I'M SO SORRY AAHHHHHH PLEASE FORGIVE MEEEE.
Also, thanks to @IamJeanShrimpton for joining us today and for the idea! She's pretty gear.
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Stay safe out there, you guys.☆