[Scene: A hotel. Phoebe and Frankie, the hotel manager, are there.]
Frankie: You know why our hotel does psychic readings at the bar, it's kind of a trademark.
Phoebe: Well, that's why I'm here. I saw your ad in the Chronicle. I am a natural born psychic.
Frankie: Yeah, right. What's your act? Tea leaves, tarot cards, crystal balls, what?
Phoebe: No, I can see the future. I mean, I can't always see it, I never actually know when it's gonna work. Usually when I touch someone or I'm in the same general area as them. It's kinda hard to explain.
Frankie: Next!
Phoebe: No. (She stops him from walking off.) Wait, Frankie, hold it. I see it. You're having dinner with a blonde woman, she's gorgeous, all over you. Then some red head shows up. You look surprised. Ooh, she looks pissed. Your wife?
Frankie: When can you start?
[Scene: Bucklands. Prue's office. She's on the phone talking to Piper.]
Piper: So have you made up your mind about Calistoga?
Prue: I don't know, I keep thinking it's a bad idea but then I think well what's the big deal? It's not like we haven't already slept together.
Piper: I think you should go... on Saturday.
Prue: On Saturday, why? Piper, you promised no surprise party.
Piper: It's not what you think. It's Phoebe. She bought you a present.
Prue: Phoebe doesn't give presents, she gives cards three days late.
Piper: No this year. Surprise. And she really wants to give it to you on Friday. So could you please just ask Andy about leaving on Saturday instead?
[Cut to Piper at the manor.]
Piper: You have no idea how much Phoebe has put herself through. She even... (Piper sees a "Psychics Wanted" ad circled in the paper.) she even got a job and everything.
Prue: Okay, I'll ask, if I decide to go. So what kind of job did Phoebe get?
Piper: Don't know. Gotta go. Ciao.
[Scene: Hotel. Phoebe is there dressed in a pink costume. She kind of looks like Jeannie from "I Dream Of Jeannie". She is telling a woman her future.]
Phoebe: You're in a large room with lots of other people. Lots of other women.
Woman: Go on.
Phoebe: You're standing on a podium, no wait, you're on a scale. (Phoebe giggles.) It's a Weight Watchers meeting. Ooh, honey, it looks like you've gained some weight.
Woman: That's impossible. I only cheated once this week.
Phoebe: No, no, I'm not judging, I'm just seeing.
Woman: You're a fraud, that's what you are. I've never been so insulted in my life. I want my $20 back.
(She reaches for the jar of money but Phoebe grabs it off the table.)
Phoebe: No way. I saw you, you know I saw you. (The woman walks away.) Hey, if you want me to lie next time just say so.
(Piper walks up to Phoebe.)
Piper: Phoebe!
Phoebe: Piper! I am so busted, aren't I?
Piper: Are you out of your mind, again?
Phoebe: No, I'm The Amazing Phoebe.
Piper: This is not funny. Our powers are supposed to be a secret, not a marketable job skill.
Phoebe: Relax. They didn't hire me because they think I'm a witch, they hired me because they think I'm a psychic.
Piper: Hair splitting. You know you can't use your powers for personal gain, not without consequences.
Phoebe: No, but it's for Prue, it's not for me, it's to pay for her present, it's completely selfless. Besides, this is the last place anyone would expect to find a real psychic, believe me.
-continued-
(Mark walks up to Piper and Phoebe.)
Mark: Which one of you is the psychic?
Piper: She is.
Phoebe: Oh, I am.
Mark: You can see me? Both of you?
Piper: Of course we can see you, now back off.
Mark: Oh, thank God. I've tried communicating with every psychic in the city. You were my last chance.
(Frankie comes up to them.)
Frankie: Phoebe, what are you doing? You've got customers waiting.
Mark: Okay, listen to me, you're the only ones that can help me.
Piper: Excuse us, we are trying to have an argument here.
Frankie: (to Piper) Who are you?
Phoebe: Uh, she's just leaving. Bye. Go now.
(Piper walks away and Mark follows.)
Mark: Wait, I need your help.
Piper: Yeah, talk to the psychic.
(continued again part 3,next part-*sorry it's kinda long😂)
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Dead man dating
FantasíaS1E4 Prue, piper and Phoebe have to help the spirit of a man named Mark, who was murdered by a wanted thug Tony wong. They have to find his body and Bury it properly before Yama comes and takes his soul to hell.
