[Scene: Manor. Kitchen. Piper is there putting birthday invitations inside envelopes. Phoebe walks in.]
Phoebe: Good morning. (She notices the invitations.) What are you doing? Prue's coming down. Put that away.
Piper: Phoebe, you were supposed to send these invitations last week, the party is Friday.
Phoebe: We're right on schedule. The restaurant is reserved, the menu selected, the cake has been ordered.
(They hide the invitations in a drawer.)
Piper: That's because I did all those things. At least tell me you've managed to buy Prue something other than your traditional birthday gift.
Phoebe: What's my traditional gift?
Piper: A card, three days late.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, I decided to break that tradition and start a new one.
Piper: You bought Prue a gift? Where'd you get the money to pay for it?
(Prue walks in.)
Prue: Morning.
Phoebe: Good morning. Hey, I forgot to ask; how was your date with Andy?
Prue: Great, until he asked me to spend my birthday at a spa with him.
Phoebe: (sarcastic) Oh, I hate when they do that.
Piper: For this weekend? You didn't say yes, did you?
Prue: Well, my body did... screamed it actually. But I don't know, I just have to think about it.
Phoebe: A weekend of rest, rubdowns and room service. What's to think about? (Piper bangs a notepad down on the table. Phoebe remembers about the party.) I mean, uh, you could be right. Going away with a guy, is like...
Piper: It's like bringing them home to meet the parents. It changes everything. And if you're not sure if you're ready to make a commitment or not, you know, you don't wanna send the wrong signal.
Phoebe: Plus, you need a week to prepare for a weekend away. I mean, there's lingerie shopping, waxing, manicure, pedicure. I mean, it's basically a full-time job and you've already got one. So you'll never be ready, not even if you started packing this second.
Piper: Wow.
Phoebe: Bottom line, unless you're ready to put your toothbrush next to his, you shouldn't go.
Prue: You guys aren't trying to plan another surprise party for me, are you?
Piper: No, never.
Phoebe: No, we've given up on trying to surprise you, Prue.
Prue: Well, that's good because you both know how much I hate surprises.
(She leaves the room.)
Piper: Damn it, Phoebe. If you had sent Andy his invitation we wouldn't be in this mess.
Phoebe: Okay, what are you talking about? You heard Prue, she doesn't want a party. So you should be glad that I flaked, besides, you know as well as I do, she's gonna go away with Andy. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a present to pay for. Which means I have a job interview.
(She leaves the room.)
End of part 2
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Dead man dating
FantasyS1E4 Prue, piper and Phoebe have to help the spirit of a man named Mark, who was murdered by a wanted thug Tony wong. They have to find his body and Bury it properly before Yama comes and takes his soul to hell.
