PICKUP LINES

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Hoshi, holding a phone: hey, Woozi. Lets take selca.

Woozi, busy about something: no thank you.

Hoshi: say cheese ~ [click] haha look Woozi you look good.

Woozi, glance at Hoshi's phone: delete that, you look stupid.

Hoshi: no.

Woozi: give me. Your phone.

Hoshi: okay okay.

Woozi, deletes the photo and take another selca: here, I look good. Except from you. You look like a piece of shit. Lets take another one.

Hoshi, in his mind: piece of shit your face. You think you look good on the picture awhile ago? Huh you look like a lost garbage.

Woozi: smile~[click] here... Damn... You look like...

Hoshi: what?

Woozi: you look like a mother of my future kids.

Mingyu, on the corner of the room: yuuhuuuu when's the wedding?

Jun, besides Mingyu: make out! Make out!

Dino, murmuring to himself: damn those people. A man doesn't have a mattress so it's impossible for a guy to get pregnant.

Woozi:[giggling]

Hoshi: what's funny about that? You Mingyu and Jun you didn't tell me Woozi already has a child. And you Woozi hyung, you didn't tell me you already have a child and keep this as a secret?

Woozi, reaching out to his guitar; you fucking asshole, KIM MINGYU HE DIDN'T GET YOUR FUCKING PICK UP LINES! [chase Mingyu with his guitar across this room]

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