Percy Jackson A God (ABANDONED)

Chapter 5| Hogpimples?

Percy PoV:

After I reached HogPimples or whatever I was told that I would be sorted into a hose for the 7th Year and that I was supposed to go with the first years soooo I rambled in my mind for a while till we reached the 'great hall' as these guys called it there as soon as I entered the room I found some friendly faces the head master for one was an older demigoddess named minerva daughter of Athena Typical and then Draco Malfoy son of Hecate and some others were also there but I wont name them right now, So when they brought out this sorting hat they called some names the children went and got sorted but when it was my chance the hat cried out," NO NO NO I REFUSE TO LOOK INTO HIS BRAIN GIVE HIM SOME THERAPY I WILL PAY MYSELF PLEASE! JUST LET ME GET AWAY FROM HIM AND FOR THE SORTING PART HE CAN JOIN ANY HOUSE HE IS SMARTER THAN RAVENCLAW MORE CUNNING THAN SLYTHERIN MORE LOYAL THAN HUFFLEPUFF AND BRAVER THAN GRYFFINDOR PLEASE NOW LET ME GO", saying that the hat ran away without letting me even touch it or come near it and since when I became a god I had been blessed by Hades and Hestia the ghosts ran away and I even heard some calling for their moms.... wow this school is really something..... then the head mistress asked me which house i wanted to be in I said,"Meh, I don't really care..." so she said that I was going to be in both Slytherin and gryffindor since their house heads (her and slughorn) and begged that they would be the only house to get me so I was going to be in gryffindor in the last half and slytherin in the first and I said that I was fine with it.

Hermione PoV:

WOW This Percy guy has like a 10 pack he is so riped that It looks like his skin is going to rip through his shirt...... and Ron and Harry said that he had the Dark Mark and he was evil and bad they have been talking about it since he kicked them out of his carriage... But when his sorting was bout to happen  the sorting hat Screaamed in fear and ran away saying that he was better than everyone in our school WHAT im not going to allow him to take my image of the best student from me even though he is so hot!.......AGH

Ron PoV: 

What the heck is wrong with this guy and what has he done that the sorting hat is even scared of him he must be evil and also he didn't fight with us during the Dark War.... and the hat said he was better than our entire school what do people think he is then I looked at Hermione SHE WAS STARING AT HIM AND WAS DRULLING I AM NOT GONNA ALLOW THAT MAN TO STEAL MY GIRL!

~Shadows 

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