ft. the crazy stuff my family and friends say
fun fact: both tubbo quotes in this are from my brother
Scar: We're totally nice people, not just crazy capitalists!
Taurtis, munching on a plastic spoon: Finally some good f***ing plastic
Wilbur: Stop yelling, the window is open-
Tubbo: So's that door! I didn't know they did that anymore-
Wilbur:
Tubbo:
Wilbur: Tubbo, I love you, I'm proud of you, but still
Preston, shoving a horse into a lava pit: Have a nice warm bath!
Joe: It's not a glitch, I'm just God
Red: What's a "capitalism?"
Max: Son, it's time we talk about the economy.
Sky: I don't wanna talk about the economy, it sounds bad for my health
TFC: I was glittery when I was your age
Max: Did it ever occur to you that I didn't ask?
Bdubs, not understanding what "unborn" means: How do you kill and unborn child?
Doc:
Bdubs:
Doc: .... would you like a list?
Ross: Four bananas and a fish
*it's pouring down rain*
Etho in a bad british accent, going outside: Beautiful morning, ain't it, Dave?
Beef in a bad british accent, already outside: Oh, yeah, totally Billy
Rob: Unrealistic.
Rob: I love it.
Brotato: Oh yeah? Well, Wow-wow-wubzee.
Red, demonically: Quattuor et piscem aliquet, quattuor et piscem aliquet, quattuor et piscem-
Max: *walks in looking confused*
Sky: It's Latin for "four bananas and a fish"
Dream: Yo, you tooty-totted too hard
Skeppy and BBH: *watching Pocoyo*
Skeppy: We're the coolest kids in school.
BBH: Definitely.
Tubbo: Did you know I can breathe through my ear
Sleep-deprived Preston: You went nothing and did nowhere
Jerome: Ah, yes, I love wenting nothing and doing nowhere
Cub: Something worse than death? Democracy
Grian, about Bubble Guppies: The teacher, Father Goldfish or something-
Taurtis: THIS IS A PRESCHOOL, NOT CHURCH
Vikk: So I just chopped up and burned innocent people
Evil Xisuma, demonically: YES. I DID IT. FINALLY.
Evil Xisuma, normally: i got the blanket
George: Color do be lookin pretty smexy
Jason, getting test results back: How did I get that wrong? I guessed and everything!
stay tuned for part 2, because i need tc quotes
