Brooke, The Book, and the Man She Took: An Experience

BPHP: Brooke Poops Her Pants

Philadephia

The cumulus clouds in the sky moved, creating a hole allowing sunlight to pass by uncontrollably (foreshadowing!!). The sun reflected on the windows of Dory's new bookshop. 

"Ah, a new day, a new adventure awaits!" Dory yelled into the unknown. Or, actually, right in Brooke's face. 

"Well, hello there!" Dory began talking as Brooke admired him, "Who are you?"

"I am Lady Efron."

"Are you related to Zac Efron, mayhaps?"

"No. But we're both Jewish!" Brooke replied, hoping the hunky shopkeeper wasn't a bigot. But surely, since he's a shopkeeper, he has opened a book before -- meaning he most likely has morals!

"Cool!" Dory said after a 10-minute pause, leading into a large sigh from Efron, "Well, you're just as handsome as him."

"Thank you?"

Illinois

"Lady Efron... she's just too powerful."

"I know, I know. But that's why we planted 'Dory'. He shall weaken her, and we will get what we've always wanted!!"

"...Her Goodreads reviewing skills?"

"Precisely!"

Back in Philadelphia

"There's something you must know about this bookstore..." Dory said as he and Brooke walked into the beautiful shop. Books lined the shelves beautifully, the smell of new books pleases Brooke's nose. It was a dream come true.

"...to become a member here, you must pass a test."

Brooke was shocked. A test?  She had flashbacks to getting into Jewish Summer Camp. She despised the idea of being a member of clubs since.

She gulped, "What kind of test?"

"We're testing how much of a bad B you can B." 

"And that's how I get a rewards membership? God, this store is wacky!"

Hunky Dory turned around, opened a shelf, and grabbed a thick packet of papers. He then proceeded to explain to Brooke how to do the test, "Take all the time you need."

Brooke tried to concentrate on the test, but her throat was really itchy.

"Dory? Can you get me something to drink?"

Dory headed to the water fountain near the bathroom while Lady Efron scanned the first question.

1 - Do you have a boyfriend? 

A) Yes

B) No

C) Maybe

D) I'm a lesbian 

Brooke was shocked! She had no idea how to answer it. Dory then appeared next to her with a glass of water.

"Thanks!" She took a sip, then a gulp, and soon the water was gone. 

Back to the test. 

2 - Do you promise to keep this bookstore a secret?

A) Yes

B) No

C) Maybe

D) I'm a lesbian

Huh? Suddenly, Brooke's stomach gurgled. Loudly. She began to feel a Niagra Falls in her bowels, and she knew exactly what was gonna happen.

...

"Dory?"

"Yeah?"

"Um... I think I..."

"You what?"

Her excretion was leaving her body uncontrollably. The seat began to fill with the dung.

"I pooped my pants." 

Illinois

"Our plan is working... soon we'll have her amazing Goodreads reviewing skills!"

"And her Instagram book reviewing page."

"Yeah, that too. We just need Dory to follow through."