Brooke, The Book, and the Man She Took: An Experience

BTT: Brooke Time-Travels

Previously on... BTBATMST:AE

Brooke visits the new bookstore opened up by the hunk, Dory. To receive a rewards membership, Brooke must take a test.  

Meanwhile, two anonymous men converse about their plan to kidnap Brooke to get her Instagram and Goodreads reviewing pages. They also explain that Dory is helping with this process.

While Brooke is taking her test, Dory slips a laxative in her drink... causing her to poop her pants.

 Now, onto the chapter...

Philadephia

Oh my God. Oh my God. Did I really poo my pants in front of Hottie Dory?

Brooke laid in bed in the night, recovering and reminiscing about that day's events. After she had stained her pants brown as Dory was sitting RIGHT NEXT TO HER, she just took off her pants and ran (if she kept them on, it would've slowed her down). Because unlike when she was in Jewish Summer Camp, she could actually run away from this situation.

DING DONG

Brooke wiped the now-liquid ice cream off of her chin and zoomed to the door. She swung it open, hoping it was her Domino's order.

"Hey, I came to return this." 

Dory was standing in the doorway with the blue (half-brown) jeans in his hand. 

Brooke was stunned. She was also wondering why the pants weren't as chunky and eyed the bottom area specifically.

"Oh, uh," Dory started to whisper awkwardly, "I scooped all the fecal matter out. With my hands."

Brooke was touched. No one has ever scraped doo-doo out of her pooped pants before. It was always her job.

"Thank you," Brooke said softly, moved by the whole situation, "so you don't hate my guts?"

"I hated the guts I had to spoon out of your pants, but of course I don't hate you," Dory responded swiftly, "now I have something to show you!"

Illinois

"The laxative plan didn't work. She ran too quickly for 'Dory' to grab her phone."

"So what do we do?"

"Well, if we can't catch her in this dimension, then let's send her to another."

Philadephia

"Woah!" Brooke peered at the massive machine in front of her. Dory had taken her to the bookstore to show her this, but she never expected it to be so... big.

"So what is it, exactly?" She continued after staring at it, intriguingly.

"It's a time-travel machine. It's in Beta mode, but I've been hoping to try it for forever." Dory explained, patting the ship-looking creature on the back.

Brooke stared at it for a bit, then asked, "Where should we go? Or should I say, 'When should we go?'"

Dory laughed, "I was thinking we should go in the future. See what's going on there!"

Brooke thought for a second, then obliged. 

The two hopped on the ride, and soon they were out of the bookstore. The machine flew through time, and through the windows, Brooke saw the world age. A dinging noise caught her off-guard, and the machine began to slow down. 

The ship was now floating over the ocean, which had taken over most of Philadelphia. 

"Oh, I think it's done, Dory!" Brooke said before realizing how obvious that statement was.

She received no sarcastic response from her crush. Actually, she got no response from her crush. She spun around in her seat and realized no one was there.

"Dory?" 

Brooke reached for her pocket so she could get her phone and text him. But that was gone too. 

Suddenly, the ship dropped and was now submerged in the water. As it floated down, Brooke saw her whole town which was now Atlantis 2.0. 

She turned around and raced to the control panel. She put her hand on the dial (which was on the year 3050) and spun it back to 2020. She moved to the other dial, and tried to switch it to "Today" from "Yesterday" but it wouldn't budge. 

"No!" Brooke cried, "I can't relive the day I pooped my pants! I already day-nightmare about it enough!"

She used all of her strength to move the dial and it suddenly broke off!

"I guess I have no other choice..." 

Illinois

"I have the phone!" Dory said as he sprinted into the office, and gave one of the men the device.

"Nice work! And you crashed the ship?"

Dory turned silent. Oops...

"You didn't crash the ship? You realize she can just go back to the present, right?"

"I forgot..." 

"The whole point was to leave her in the future--"

Dory interrupted him, "I couldn't!"

"Why?"

Dory didn't know what to say besides, "I love her."

He snatched the phone back and ran out.

Philadelphia

Brooke was back in the bookstore, sitting in the ship, awaiting her humiliating moment.

"Dory? Can you get me something to drink?" Yesterday's Brooke said.

Yesterday's Dory got up and headed to the water fountain. Today's Brooke jumped out of the time-traveling ship and followed Dory... to lust over him.

Y's-Dory began to fill up a glass of water. T's-Brooke noticed something bulged in his pocket. Y-Dory reached into his side pocket and pulled out a small canister of Miralax. He then slowly poured two capfuls of laxative into her drink. 

T-Brooke was shocked. She had been sabotaged! Played! 

How could I have been so stupid?  she thought, realizing her IBS isn't that bad where she would just poop her pants without a laxative.

Brooke ran back home, still stuck in the past, but hung up on her future.