Every ninjas worst day ever. A ninjago AU

Cole's worst day (Cole's POV)

I woke up in the morning, so... tired.  Jay kept talking to me while I was in bed the whole... night! I went out to get breakfast and I saw cake. I ate the cake, and it tasted like someone just barfed on it! I said to stop teasing me, but the ninja were not listening. I just brushed my teeth, while Jay started to put stuff in my toothpaste! I asked Jay what he was doing and he said nothing. SO I kept brushing. When I was fighting with Kai while Jay, Cole, Nya, and Lloyd were fighting, they dared me to break 1,000 bricks. I refused, but they started pulling my gee which I hated, so I used my super strength power and destroyed them all. Then they all started tumbling over me, and that means that they were ganging up on me! I used my earth power but then Lloyd shot an energy ball at my face and I literally flew off the monastery and you know the steps to the monastery? I kept tumbling until I got to the last step, and I had to go up and up until I felt so tired, I just sat down until my knees felt that I can take a little more steps to the monastery. But then, when I went all the way up the stairs, it was lunch time! So I had to go all the way back where I started, down the last step. I wanted to get a noodle dish (Mu Shew Wu Shew) but the waiter said that they did not want me to have it, so I went to another Chinese restaurant where I can get noodles! So I ate a bit of it, and I hit the water cup, and it fell over my face down to my shoes, and everyone started laughing, so I left as quickly as I can.  My scythe was missing! I had to find it. I heard someone say, "Hey! that is the ninja's weapon!" So I hurried to where the kid was. There someone had a scythe in his hands, my scythe! I used my earth powers to knock him away and take the scythe. HAHA! The police saw me and put me in cryptarium prison. I told the guard: I did not do anything! this person took my scythe! and the guard did not say anything. I was really mad and asked Lloyd if he can get me out of here and he said no. The ninja started laughing at me and I felt terrible! at night, I had to eat barf-looking meat, and you know what! I did not even have dinner. Smelled yucky, tasted yucky, and why bother? I guess I had to sleep in this place where almost NO ONE was good... Ugh, that is why I hate when people keep taking things away from me!