Big Time Rush: Female Werewolf Kendell x Vampire James

Chapter Three: Big Time Crib

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It had been another exhausting day at Rocque Records for the four teens and all they had wanted to do was relax. By relax, they meant anywhere but their crappy apartment. They were given the worst room and had no motivation whatsoever to go up there. Instead, they all went to the pool area to relax.

"Five hours of dancing," Logan complains.  One of his arms had fallen off and refused to stay on no matter how much sewing Kendell did on the arm.  

"Seven hours of harmonies," Carlos also complains.

"And I sweated through fourteen bandannas," James states exhausted.

"Thank goodness we can escape the stresses of Hollywood at the amazing Palm Woods pool."

That was when a director came up to them and asked, "What's this? I didn't order extras.  Especially not freakish extras!"

"We live here. This is our pool and we aren't any more a freak than you, Demon," Kendell tells the demon director.

"No! This is the set for the sexy dog, dog food commercial starring Lightning the TV wonder dog!" The teens all look over and see Lightning and wave saying 'hi' to him. "Strike the monsters!"

"What's that?" The crewmen all pick up the teens and place them onto the sofas in the lobby. "Well, at least we can recharge in the stylish Palm Woods lobby.

"Ah, the four hockey-playing supernatural teens from Minnesota," Bitters starts.

"I'm not getting a friendly vibe," Logan states.

"No loitering in the lobby after 9:00 PM. Oh, look at the time 9:01."

They took that as their invitation to leave the lobby. Not only that but they would rather not get into trouble with the hotel staff.

"Then, there's the gracious interior of our very own apartment 2J."

The apartment is bland and boring looking. There are holes in the walls and stains on the carpet. It had to be one of the worst apartments there were. They knew that they were purposefully assigned a bad room, the hotel manager knew that they were hockey players so he didn't want the room they stayed in to be trashed.

"This apartment is horrible," Logan and Carlos state together. After that's out of their mouth the couch collapses. That was when they made the trek back down to the lobby. Kendell was the brave one and rang the bell but after the first ding and no one came she kept ringing it over and over again. Eventually, Bitters came out getting annoyed with the bell.

When Bitters came out he had some fries in his hand and while he was featuring them yelled, "What, I'm busy?"

"We'd like a nicer apartment, please," Kendell says as sweetly as she could.

"How come everyone else gets one of those cool apartments?" James asks and Kendell points towards the sign with a room.

"And ours is a big-time dump!" Carlos voices.

"2J a dump?" Bitters spits food while talking, most of it hitting Logan who stood next to Kendell but Kendell still felt some of it. "If by 'dump' you mean 'really cool'." Bitters then leads them back up the stairs and to their apartment to show them exactly what's cool about it. "As you know the Palm Woods is home of the future famous. Do you know how many showbiz legends have stayed in this very room?"

"Do you know how many stains and smells there are in this very room?" Kendell questions him.

"If you spill, it's a stain. When Lindsay Lohan throws up chocolate milk it's history." Bitters gestures at the stain right below him. "And this slight blemish," Bitters shows them a circular indentation in the wall. "The result of a Shia LaBeouf indoor soccer game." Bitters then points at them. "No soccer in the rooms! And are you telling me that you're too good for the tv enjoyed by Kanye West when he was known around here and Lil' Kanye West?"