The Author and His Daily Life (Part 3)

Karma attacks Downneck

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Nagato (m): Author, are you sleepy?~

Mark Wayne Windle: **wrapped into Nagato's tail** Ja! **whispering** I am going to get Downneck back for zis.

She pulls him in.

Mark Wayne Windle: How strong did your tail get from z retrofit!?!?!?

Nagato (m): Strong enough to hold my husband of course~

Mark Wayne Windle: Can I at least use z restroom?

Nagato (m): **giggles** Hmm....I will think about it~

Mark Wayne Windle: Can I please use z restroom Lady Nagato?

Nagato (m): There we go, of course~

Meanwhile

Downneck: I can only imagine how Lady Mutsu will act once her retrofit is finished. Then I'll do Kawakaze. Just so he has three modernized ships! XAXAXAXAXAXAX!

Meanwhile

Mark Wayne Windle: Oh wait, zis is mein book. So I can manipulate z plot? Hehehehehe! **clears his throat** Akagi, Atago, Shoukaku, Eddy, Yorktown, Bunker Hill, Choukai, Shangri-La und Sovetskaya Rossiya. zeig es ihm, lass ihn es umarmen, denn er wird ihm niemals entkommen! Denn wie es jetzt in der Saison ist!

Mark Wayne Windle: Akagi, Atago, Shoukaku, Eddy, Yorktown, Bunker Hill, Choukai, Shangri-La, and Sovetskaya Rossiya, you treasure, desire, love, and care for the one known as Comrade Downneck, let you show him such love, your love, show it to him, make him embrace it, for as he shall never escape it! FOR AS IT IS NOW MATING SEASON!

He removes his Saber, medals, wallet, pocket-watch, gloves, and his shoes.

Nagato (m): What are you doing dear?~

Mark Wayne Windle: I just manipulated z plot. Hehehehehehe, someone is going to have z time of their life tonight, und his name is Kamerad Downneck! **insane German smile**

Nagato (m): Ara~I think it is nap time dear~

Mark Wayne Windle: I am able to go to bed myself. I have books to do.

Nagato (m): Is that a no?~

Mark Wayne Windle: Yes ma'am, Lady Nagato. I have a duty as an author. Twenty-eight books within a year, and the year isn't even over yet! So I need to do my best for z readers ja? Say, I haven't seen Lady Mutsu today. Have you?

Nagato (m): She is being retrofitted~

Mark Wayne Windle: NANI!?!?!

She grabs him with her tail.

Meanwhile

Downneck: Alright Mutsu, you should be finished by tomorrow, okay?

Mutsu: Yes sir Downneck.

Downneck: Good. Get some rest.

General Maria: I will watch her.

Downneck: Good.

He walks to his dorm.

Akagi (m): Hello d~e~a~r~

Downneck: Hello Akagi. I have finished my duties for the day.

He walks into his dorm and finds his other wives waiting for him.

Downneck: BLYAT!

Shoukaku (m): Welcome back dear~

Yorktown: How was your day?~

Atago (m) and Eddy: We tucked the kids in~

Bunker Hill: I see you look tired hus~band~

Choukai: Good afternoon Do~wn~ne~ck~

Shangri-La: Look who is home~

Sovetskaya Rossiya: Welcome home, de~ar Co~ra~de Do~wn~ne~ck~

Downneck: **sweating** W-What is going on?

Akagi: We have a surprise~

Shoukaku: And it is us~

Downneck:....BLYAT! **tries to run** I HAVE ENOUGH KIDS!!

Akagi: **grabs his shirt** Where do you think you're going d~e~a~r?~

Downneck: NANI! BLYAT!!!!

Meanwhile

Mark Wayne Windle: **embracing the fluffiness of Nagato's tail**

Nagato (m): Well then, it looks like you are enjoying it~

Mark Wayne Windle: Nein, I can't sleep if I am in z air.

Nagato (m): My apologies dear~

She pulls him in and hugs him.

Nagato (m): **hugging him** I will always love you~

Mark Wayne Windle: I will always love you as well Lady Nagato. **yawns**

She places him next her as she curls up next to him, making sure that he embraces her tail.

Nagato (m): Dear?~

Mark Wayne Windle: **peacefully sleeping**

Nagato (m): **smiles** I will protect him, as he embraces our fluffiness.

To be continued....

German translations;

Nein; No

Ja; Yes