Forest, the Gulag, and Queen Mary

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Mark Wayne Windle: **working**

Nagato (m): Dear?

Mark Wayne Windle: Ja?

He looks her in the eyes and notices that she has a surprised expressed on her face. 

Mark Wayne Windle: Something isn't right, what has happened?

Nagato (m) walks up to him and shows him a picture he received from Forest. 

Mark Wayne Windle: Hmm? **looks at the photo** W-Who is zat from?

Nagato (m): Forest.

Mark Wayne Windle: F-Forest! **blushes as hard as possible**

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Mark Wayne Windle: F-Forest! **blushes as hard as possible**

Nagato (m): Y-Yes.

Mark Wayne Windle: **sighs** I can't handle zis, when it is zis late. 

Meanwhile

Windle-chan: You did it again! Uncle! Father is working to hard to handle your jokes.

Forest: Relax Windy-chan, he can handle a joke or two. I have known him long enough to know his limits on such things such as taking jokes.

Windle-chan: **sighs** Please, just leave him alone. He is working on, at least ten stacks of papers about the height of Jack. He is very tired.

Forest: Fine. I know he will be tired from that much. I don't know why HQ sends so many. But why does he marry five girls, when he knows that he has a lot of duties, meaning that he is very busy?

Windle-chan: I don't know ja? Father is father.

Forest: And soon son will be father.

Windle-chan: Halt die Klappe!

Forest: Fine. Say, does he, get busy with his wives? Not it a bad way, but, goes through them complaining about his work and that he over works himself? Like, he is busy explaining to them his duties?

Windle-chan: Ja, almost everyday as well.

Forest: Tsk, he needs to make time for his kids.

Windle-chan: Tell he zat and he'll do it. Trust me ja?

Forest: I trust you Windy-chan.

Jack: Father, Queen Mary is after you.

KGB: W-Who!?

Jack: Queen Mary.

KGB: We will set up extra defenses.

Forest: Thank you, I am enjoying the peace and quite the Gulag offers.

KGB: I agree.

He walks off to report Queen Mary coming and for extra defenses to be set up.

Windle-chan: **sighs** Zese girls I swear, zey always want you.

Forest: That is usual Windy-chan. I guess I am that popular. Too popular if I do say so myself.

Windle-chan: Agreed.

Jack: They always want to take daddy from us, we won't let that happen.

Windle-chan: Oh, zey will get bullets as zey meet your blades ja?

Jack: Of course.

Forest: Lets not get to excited now.

Windle-chan: Understood uncle.

Forest: You two should go to bed, it is late.

Windle-chan: Understood uncle.

Forest: Unless you have plans with Zeppy ,to give me more nieces and nephews.

Windle-chan: HALT DIE KLAPPE! WOMANIZER!

Jack: Hey, your father would have said that.

Windle-chan: I am going to bed ja?

Forest: With Zeppy?

Windle-chan: GRRRRRRR! **unsheathes his Holy Saber**

Jack: Relax, he is joking.

Windle-chan: Well it is pissing me off ja?!?!?!?!

Forest: Oh, you know it is true Windy-chan, you and Zeppy are adorable when you two sleep together. You two always snuggle with each other.

Windle-chan: Enough-cut off

Before he could finish his line, he is taken by surprised once again by his uncle. Knocking him out as he catches him in his arms.

Forest: Just like his father, doesn't like to be exposed nor embarrassed, but it is the truth.

He takes Windle-chan to a bed upstairs and lays him down after removing the Saber, boots, medals, pens, knife, Luger, and pocket-watch her always carries with him.

Forest: Guten Nacht Windy-chan.

**plane noises**

Forest: **destroys the plane his hands** I knew you were watching Zeppy. You like Windy-chan don't you?

Zeppy: SHUT UP! TASTE MEIN WRATH!

Forest dodges the attacks and then picks up Zeppy by her hand. He holds her in his arms.

Zeppy: Nein! Let me go you Frenchie!

Forest: Something your mother would say.

Zeppy: Gah! Let me go!

He head pats Zeppy.

Zeppy: Eh! <3

Forest: Your mother told me your weak spots, and how to get you to relax Zeppy. You have been check mated.

Zeppy tries to resist, but Forest knows her well thanks to Graf Zeppelin telling him how to get Zeppy to relax. In a minute, Zeppy is sound asleep. He places her next to Windle-chan and she snuggles with him.

Forest: I told you Zeppy, Graf Zeppelin taught me how to get you too relax, and I know that you love Windy-chan. I will take my leave.

To be continued....

German translations;

HALT DIE KLAPPE; SHUT UP

Ja; Yes

Nein; No

MEIN; MY

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