CHICKEN NUGGETS ARE MADE OF...YES, THIS ISN'T A TRICK QUESTION...IT'S CHICKEN. YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT! WELL, WHERE DID CHICKEN NUGGETS ORIGINATE. LET ME RAMBLE ON AND GIVE YOU A LONG, BORING LECTURE ABOUT THE ORIGIN AND SO ON.
CHICKEN NUGGETS WERE CREATED BY THIS DUDE NAMED ROBERT. C BAKER. APPARENTLY HE CALLED THEM CHICKEN CRISPIES...WHAT A HORRIBLE NAME! ENOUGH OF THAT. LET ME TELL YOU THE REAL ORIGIN OF THESE TREASURES...
CHICKEN NUGGETS COME FROM TYRANNOSAURUSES. NO, I'M NOT KIDDING. THE T-REX EVOLVED INTO A CHICKEN, WHICH TURNED INTO A CHICKEN NUGGET, IN THE SHAPE OF A DINOSAUR! SEE, IT'S MADE FROM DINOSAURS! NO WONDER THEY'RE SHAPED LIKE THEM! VERY LOGICAL INDEED. NOW, GO ORDER DINOSAUR-SHAPED-BITE-SIZED-1000000-PIECE-CHICKEN-NUGGETS FROM MENTO'S CHICKEN NUGGET FACTORY! YAY!
NOW, EAT THEM, THINKING OF HOW THEY WERE CREATED, AND HOW HAPPY YOU ARE THAT THEY WERE INVENTED...
KEEP EATING!
HAPPY EATING!
ENJOY EATING!
MORE EATING!
MORE!
P.S. TY FOR SO MANY VIEWS, CHICKEN NUGGETS ARE PROUD OF YOU.
P.S.S. LET'S GET TO 100 VOTES AND 200 VIEWS!
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