You're His Sinnamon

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Imagine you are in da club and your Pimp Daddy Slim comes in. You close the curtains that you were peaking through and put on your stage outfit. As you hear the announcer say, "SINNAMON IZ IN DA HOUSE YAWL LETS PUT OUR HANDZ 2GEDER!!!" you sashay onto the stage and shake yer bon-bons. As you collect the last of the dollar bills, you twerk over to Pimp Daddy Slim. He is deliciously greasy today with slicked back hair and camo cargo pants that are slick in all the right places. He nuzzles your hairy armpit and just as you think he's going to say something he whips out his harmonica a plays some funky jams.

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