Mint: weeee wassupppp guys welcome back toooo
Sammy: DARE THE EEVEES!
Kuro: It's ask and dare the eevees.
Sammy: oh whatever.
Mint: Wow... today we're loaded with dares. Let's just do some first shall we?
Mint: So first everyone has to... um... kiss their crush...Or pour ice water on their heads!
Snow: Yeeee ice water my fave!
Mint: except Snow who must pour hot water if she doesn't kiss anyone.
Snow: Never mind. Shadow, I love you *kisses*
Belle: *is jealous* *kisses as well*
Snow: HEY! HES MY BOYFRIEND!
Belle: well they told us to kiss our crushes sooo
Ribbons: Yeyy I'll join in too!!! *kisses*
Shadow: eh..
V: wow Shadow has a harem, I'm jealous.
Bolt: that's cuz you're not handsome enough heh *kisses Lily*
Lily: *blushes* *kisses Bolt back*
V: HEY VAPOREANS ARE HANDSOME TOO (let's decide with a vote in the comments shall we?)
Patch: uh... um...
Ribbons: what's wrong patch?
Patch: I don't have a crush...
Ribbons: DONT WORRY ILL BE YOUR CRUSH!
Patch: Yeyy *kisses*
Kuro: Wait... that's illegal.
Dash: I RATHER POUR COLD WATER ON MY HEAD THAN KISS ANYONE
Shadow: acting tough I see.
Dash: *pours cold water* AAAAAA SO COLD
Mint: Hehe... next...?
Flame: ah...... *kisses ribbons*
Everyone: awwwww
Flame: *blushes and hides face with ears*
Everyone: *looks at V*
V: wot
Bolt: kiss someone
V: *tries to kiss Lily but gets shocked by Bolt's lightning*
Bolt: Stay. Away. From. Her.
V: *gets sent to hospital*
Mint: oh... kay... let's continue...
Snow: The second one's exempted.
Mint: why?
Snow: the user's not available anymore.
Belle: someone is clearly a jealous little old glaceon
Snow: yes I'm jealous too
Belle: no reaction...?
Snow: 😒
Belle: uhuh...
Mint: well then moving on...
Bolt: THIS IS GONNA BE SOOOO F***ING FUN
Shadow: I'm up for it
V: LEGGOOO
Everyone else: *confused*
Mint: grab yr guns and start to kill each other.
Belle: oo I know the first person to kill *grabs hand guns* this babe is gonna start killing~
Snow: *shoots her first with a rifle*
V: BELLE NOOOOOO
Belle: *dies*
Mint: first one down, 7 more to go.
Snow: *heh*
Shadow: wow... so cool... didn't know I had such a bad ass girlfriend. *hugs her from behind*
Snow: *blushes*
Shadow: *whispers* I'm sorry but, a game's a game. *shoots her with gun from the back*
Lily: *gasps* I didn't know Shadow was this heartless...
Bolt: don't worry Lily I won't shoot you. I'll protect you!
Lily: thank god, I love u Bolt..
Bolt: I love you too~
V: ew such cringe *shoots Bolt* EHEHEHEEH YOU DONT HAVE ANYONE TO PROTECT U NOW LILY *shoots her*
Kuro: what a sad love story 😑
Flame: aaa what do I do I don't want to kill anyone...
Ribbons: HEHEEHHEHEEH *shoots* now u won't have to kill Flame, have fun in yr peaceful-
Dash: *holds gun shakily* *shoots*
Ribbons: ARGH WHO DID THAT-
Dash: hEH
Patch: aaaaaaa oh no Ribbons onee-chan!
Dash: WAHAHAHAHAHA-
Patch: I'm going to kill u Dash! *shoots*
V: it's just u and me, Patch! *heh*
Patch: RIBBONS ONEE-CHAN IM SCARED *shoots*
V: eh... i haven't even started yet. *last breath*
Mint: PATCH IS THE LAST SURVIVOR GIVE AN APPLAUSEEEEE
*silence*
Mint: oh yeah everyone died *revives everyone*
Mint: okay snow and belle turns lesbian plays a prank on Shadow or everyone turns gender swapped
Snow and Belle: WHAT-
Shadow: *sits at the corner still dead*
Belle: Guess we have no choice
Snow: wHaT
Belle: would u rather gender swap the whole chapter or play this prank and get over with it
Snow: But- urgh fine
Belle: let's go
Mint: Ready?
Snow and Belle: Yes
Mint: *revives Shadow*
Shadow rose from the dead, only to see his girl being pounced on by an espeon. He was shocked.
Shadow: S-snow?
Snow: I-I love you Belle... I love u so much
Belle: *lifts up Snow's chin* I love u too *almost kissing*
Shadow: STOPPPPP WHATS THIS ALL ABOUT I JUST WOKE UP FROM THE DEAD AND MY SNOW IS BEING LESBIAN HERE?
Belle: Our love is stronger than yours and Snow's. We shall be together forever. So long, Shadow.
Snow: *cringes*
Shadow: *didnt notice* B-BUT-
Snow: I'm... going to run away with Belle.
Belle: and we'll stay in a hotel all night together, just you and me babe~
Shadow: MINT WHATS HAPPENING
Mint: hA pRaNkEd
Shadow: huh...?
Mint: it was a dare
Shadow: oh.
Mint: But there's another one
Shadow: wHaT
Mint: Belle needs to make a wish to Jirachi to change Shadow and her gender
Shadow and Belle: WHAT
Belle: wow I just acted as lesbian and now this
Shadow: MY GIRLFRIEND WAS ACTING LESBIAN AND NOW THIS
Belle: wtv it's a dare we do it or we cut our salary
Random human: damn wish I could do that for a living
Mint: why is there a human...?
Kuro: dk
Mint: hm whatever
Jirachi: I HEARD MY NAME SO I DESCENDED FROM THE HEAVENS-
Mint: oh there u are.
Belle: I-I WISH THAT ILL GENDERSWAP WITH SHADOW!
Belle: *turns into male*
Shadow: *turns into female*
Shadow: AAAAAAAAA IM A FEMALE ANSLSHFKSJFKDJFKF
Belle: AAAAAA I HAVE A D*** JSKSHDKDHDKDHDI
Snow: *chuckles inside* Can I be lesbian now?
Shadow: oh no
V: wow... Belle looks so handsome in male form too... *imagines Belle wall pinning him*
*Yaoi fantasies start appearing*
Belle: ok... can we change back now?
Shadow: yes I don't wanna be lesbian aaaaaa
Mint: alrighty, *presses reset button*
Shadow and Belle swaps back their genders
Shadow: YES I HAVE MY D*** BACK
Belle: I LOVE MYSELF MORE AAAAAA
Mint: that was actually quite funny lol, now for the next dare, Patch and Lily give @Dragonofdreams7347 cuddles!
Patch: Yeyyyyy *cuddles*
Lily: *cuddles*
Ribbons: I WANNA CUDDLE TOOO *cuddles*
Everyone: ...
Bolt: *slightly jealous*
Mint: alrighttt that's the end of the dares! I hope you enjoyed the chapter and...
Sammy: HIT THE FOLLOW AND VOTE BUTTON K?
Mint: yes.
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