*Sky, Awakening, Minish, and Legend are walking along a massive wall that never seems to end. They come across a Hylian.*
Sky: Hello, sir!
Legend, whispering: Sky, he looks shifty to me. Avoid eye contact!
Sky: Hello, sir!
Traveler: Hello. Would you like to purchase some bananas?
Sky: Of course! I just looooooooooove bananas! I'll take all you've got.
Traveler: but of course. 9,801 rupees, please.
Sky: .....uh.....sure.....
*sky pays and now has no rupees left.*
Traveler: Thanks for being so kind. I hope i see you again.
Sky: well, of course—
Traveler: that's a lie as slippery as a banana peel. FOR THE BANANA—I mean, FOR MASTER KOHGA!!
*with a poof, the traveler turns into a yiga footsoldier, armed with a vicious sickle.*
Legend: I TOLD YOU!
Sky: SHUT UP!!
Minish: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!!!
Awakening: you gonna eat these bananas?
Yiga footsoldier: aha ha! I will destroy you!
*the yiga clan member tackles awakening and stabs him, which almost kills the new addition to the franchise.*
A/N: new remake, that is.
Sky: KID!!
Legend: NO!!
Minish: dang, these bananas are really good.
Yiga footsoldier: we, the yiga clan, love our bananas. But, I must kill you, not share bananas with you.
Minish: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let's not get hasty! I don't even know why you want to kill me!
Yiga: isn't it obvious? FOR MASTER KOHGA!!
Minish: who..?
Sky: yeah, who—
*the yiga rushes forward and slashes sky, who collapses.*
Yiga footsoldier: you don't know? Master Kohga is a brave warrior who leads the yiga clan.
Minish: May I join the clan?
Yiga footsoldier: well, you seem alright. Let me just finish off this last pesky bug. Care to help?
Legend: NO, DON'T DO IT!!
Minish: I'd love to.
*minish draws his sword.*
Yiga footsoldier: think of it as your induction to the clan.
Legend: DAMMIT KID!! DON'T DO THIS! I CAN'T HURT A CHILD!!
Minish: I have no choice.
*after a brutal fight, legend knocks Minish out, but still has the yiga to deal with.*
Legend: so, *heavy breathing* let's go, you rat.
Yiga footsoldier: sure.
*the yiga tackles legend and knocks him out.*
Yiga footsoldier: hm. You passed, child. You will be one of us by tonight.
*the yiga picks Minish up and teleports back to the desert.*
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Wow such lame and cringy (loz fanfic)
FanfictionAll the Links meet each other and chaos ensues. Very cringy. Though I won't get any, I'll mention I take requests as to certain scenarios.
