The Unicorn Speech...

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Unicorns are powerful creatures, but they also need to eat. They eat rainbow grass and then they drink hot coacoa with rainbow sprinkles. And for dessert they they eat pie and cake and cookies etc., and then they eat corndogs for breakfast. And then those corndogs get them gassy so they will go for a ride. And the rainbow sprinkles on everything cause global warming and the hot coaco makes the unicorn hair rainbow colored. Under all this excitement, the unicorn must sing the teddy bear song to save Christmas because the puppies called in sick today. Once the unicorn gets to Santa's house, he must get invited to tea and scones. The unicorn must be polite, and come inside and tell about his expieriences with hot air balloons. If the unicorn does not have experience with hot air ballooorns he must eat more breakfast for energy to try new things. Then he needs to go for another ride because he got  gassy  again. But that is okay, we are all gassy. Mr. Unicorn decides he needs to repeat the story again, so here goes...

Unicorns are powerful creatures, but they also need to eat. They eat rainbow grass and then they drink hot coacoa with rainbow sprinkles. And for dessert they they eat pie and cake and cookies etc., and then they eat corndogs for breakfast. And then those corndogs get them gassy so they will go for a ride. And the rainbow sprinkles on everything cause global warming and the hot coaco makes the unicorn hair rainbow colored. Under all this excitement, the unicorn must sing the teddy bear song to save Christmas because the puppies called in sick today. Once the unicorn gets to Santa's house, he must get invited to tea and scones. The unicorn must be polite, and come inside and tell about his expieriences with hot air balloons. If the unicorn does not have experience with hot air ballooorns he must eat more breakfast for energy to try new things. Then he needs to go for another ride because he got  gassy  again. But that is okay, we are all gassy. Mr. Unicorn decides he needs to repeat the story again, so here goes...

Unicorns are powerful creatures, but they also need to eat. They eat rainbow grass and then they drink hot coacoa with rainbow sprinkles. And for dessert they they eat pie and cake and cookies etc., and then they eat corndogs for breakfast. And then those corndogs get them gassy so they will go for a ride. And the rainbow sprinkles on everything cause global warming and the hot coaco makes the unicorn hair rainbow colored. Under all this excitement, the unicorn must sing the teddy bear song to save Christmas because the puppies called in sick today. Once the unicorn gets to Santa's house, he must get invited to tea and scones. The unicorn must be polite, and come inside and tell about his expieriences with hot air balloons. If the unicorn does not have experience with hot air ballooorns he must eat more breakfast for energy to try new things. Then he needs to go for another ride because he got  gassy  again. But that is okay, we are all gassy. 

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 12, 2013 ⏰

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