Why hello sweet followers! If you haven't heard yet, my husband, Alden, joined Wattpad thealdenvacker.
He has also made an "Ask me" book, and instead of us teaming up together to embarrass our children, he targeted me first. I was furious, and he's sleeping on the couch until further notice. And yes, the story was very embarrassing, but Alden, sweetheart, you have soooo many more embarrassing stories than me. Here's a little taste:
One day I was walking through the streets of Atlantis and I saw Alden. We had just started dating. I waved to him and he was in a carriage. Well, I looked so beautiful that day he literally fell off the carriage. His hair ended up looking a tiny bit messed up, and he had dirt all over his jerkin. And that's not the best part! The eurypterid (scorpion-like creature) walked right over him! I swear, his expression was AWESOME.
Alden, I bet you've forgotten about this ;)
And that's just a tiny chapter, a tiny bit of Alden embarrassment. There's sooo much more, cause us ladies just make the men swoon so much :)
Alden... you better not post anymore embarrassing stuff.... OR ELSE (remember, I'm a vanisher :) and a highly skilled one too)!
Honey, it's SO on!
YOU ARE READING
Ask Della
RandomThis is a book where you can ask me, Della Vacker, about any problems you may have. I will also be giving my opinions on common elf things, such as Matchmaking lists.
