My Dreams

Chapter 1

So my dream all started off in the bathroom so here we go. I looked down to see a positive pregnancy test (i'm a male btw) I sat there utterly shocked at the fact I had a child inside me. Flash forward a few months I'm in the news as the first pregnant male that's also a teen which no one seems to find weird but anyway at school for gym I do pregnant yoga with my super nice coach and she teaches me stretches to help reduce stress throughout my pregnancy. Another weird element students stare but they are all really supportive which you'd think you wouldn't want to be considering you know the fact I'm a pregnant male teen walking through the halls but whatever. So my due date is approaching and I have a breakdown because something might go wrong or whatever so I'm scared and then out of no where I'm on call with my friends talking to them and it's just normal and I mention that I have maternity photos tomorrow then it switches to me taking the photos and honestly I was slaying I was superior like Beyoncé's twins who??? So anyway I sleep and I'm at school again and this is the part of the dream when shit goes down,up,sideways, every which way basically I start feeling pains and I just breath through it and my fat ass just goes to gym and doesn't tell a teacher I might be in labor. So today was weird and I felt like jogging the track so I do and I'm at the curve where it starts heading back to the gym and out of no where zombies are at the gate trying to get me! So somehow in that moment the plot of the entire dream changes. Turns out since my baby's a fucking miracle the zombies want it but luckily there's a force field so I am about to run away when the contractions start coming rapidly don't ask where the baby's coming out cause I don't even know. So I'm like in shock as all simultaneously  my water breaks, the force field disappears, and dramatic music starts playing. So I'm on the track practically giving birth while this wave of zombies starts coming wanting my baby so I start fucking running and this next part I have no words for so basically I push out my baby while running I take it and toss it like a football to one of my coaches who then throws my baby to the nice yoga coach who takes it in the gym.......just take a moment to process that. So I run inside beating the zombies to the gym and I get to hold my miracle baby and then the dream ends. So that is one of the many crazy dreams I have had and I mean I think it gives you an idea of what is to come so yeah hope you enjoyed that cause I did.  I mean I got a baby out of it so win win.

-sorry if there are spelling issues