Samuel Hayden presents his shitty cyber car fueled by hell energy

A huge crowd had gathered in front of an extremely snazzy stage. The UAC had a new product to unveil and had setup this extremely expensive presentation. The lights dimmed and a huge spotlight focused and followed a man in a lab coat making his appearance.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to this historic presentation! I'm Greg Hudson!" Greg greeted, speaking into a microphone "As you all know, the UAC has advanced into countless fields over the decades. Weaponry, Argent and advanced artificial intelligence to name a few! And we're happy to announce we're taking a historic step into yet another: Automobiles!

The wall behind Greg slid open, revealing an incredibly square car on top of a spinning podium.

"Meet the ALL NEW UAC HELLMOBILE! A team of engineers has worked countless hours to bring you this revolutionary automobile that can effortlessly tackle urban roads AND the roughest terrain you can throw at it! But, that's only the tip of the iceberg!" Greg continued" The UAC HELLMOBILE is powered and reinforced by the strength of Argent Energy, putting its energy consumption far below contemporary vehicles!"

The audience, mostly made up of UAC employees, began to clap as soon as the teleprompter on top of the stage promoted them to.

The crowd was once again pronpted to start applauding as a tall and imposing robot man walked out fro. Backstage and waved at the crowd, almost basically snatching the microphone from Hudson as soon as he was close enough to do so.

"As CEO, I have great pride for those who have innovated in the field of automobiles as they have done before in countless other fields. I am confident that the UAC Hellmobile will change of how we think of transport for the better."

Samuel paced back and forth slowly across the stage "And thanks to the tireless work of the UAC, not only will the Hellmobile be able to go off-road with ease... It will also be able to go though dimensions."

The huge monitor at the back of the stage sprung to life, displaying a video in which a young, suited man climbed into the Hellmobile and drove the car into a portal. Eventually taking him to hell itself.

"The Hellmobile, from the UAC" a robotic voice calmly said "Take yourself to new horizons"

The video ended and the crowd broke out into ear-shattering applause, only stopping as the the Hellmobile began flashing orange. Much to the confusion to everyone present

"Hudson....tell me why the car is flashing orange."

As Hudson looked out into the crowd, shock washed over his face

"OH... Oh God sir! It-It's him!"

Samuel turned and deeply sighed, as he saw the Slayer rampaging the crowd, eventually climbing onto the stage

"Well.... You escaped from hell quicker than I thought.....but"

Samuel gestured to the Slayer and resumed his speech.

"A 'friend' is proud to present a demonstration. I believe this will prove the power of the Hellmobile."

With no hesitation, the Slayer approached the car and thrust his fist into one of the cars's windows. The sound of glass breaking echoed throughout the stage as the Slayer stood still for what felt like minutes, eventually the Slayer pulled his fist back and made his exit to backstage.

"And there it is" Hayden gloated "The almighty Slayer could only destroy a single window. I believe this proves the strength of our produ-"

Before Hayden could finish, the car fell apart almost like it was made out of cardboard.

With those words, the curtains in front of the stage closed.

Some say the Hellmobile is  still laying in pieces on the stage to this day.