Random Miraculous One-shots

The Divorce

So like imagine Gabriel actually getting the Miraculous and getting Emilie back and she's just like "Woah what the heck happened??" and Gabriel has the audacity to just explain the fact that he has been fighting 2 or more teenagers and terrorizing Paris for like 2 years just to get some freaking jewlery to raise her from the dead. Add in a full blown agrument.... hehehehe😈😈
NOTE: In this story I'm not gonna do the whole thing where if you want someone to come back to life someone else has to die. And Marinette is the guardian of the Miraculouses. So let's just pretend the fight is just to get hawkmoths miraculous back. Cool? K thanks.
(Also this isn't my art, I found it on Pinterest, credit goes to the artist)
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No POV
1 month ago*

 Ladybug and Chat Noir have been fighting for 7 hours straight, but they weren't able go any longer. Too many cuts, too many bruises, too many hits and body slams. They could barely stand when Hawkmoth snatched the Ladybug and Cat Miraculous from Marinette and Adrien.  "NOO!" and "Father don't do this!" were yelled from across the room. But none of their cries were able to stop him from making his wish. "I want my wife back"

Emilie's POV

"Ugh my head hurts..." I thought as I opened my eyes,my vision was a bit blurry.I see a guy crying and two other figures struggling to stand up. One of them had midnight blue hair, the other had sunshine blonde hair and both had cut on their arms along with a lot of bruises...(I know it sounds pretty severe, but it isn't like "I'mma die" severe, though they should see a doctor) Oh gosh these are just kids! My inner mama bear kicked in, so I ran to them and helped them up, " oh my god what happened to you two? Are you alright?", Now even though I asked them these questions, the only thing that kept repeating in my thoughts were 'WHO. DID. THIS.' I can see that both of them were very shocked and scared, i promised myself that I would ruin whoever broke these children.

"Emilie!" I felt something tackle me from the back, "Haha I worked! It worked! Your back! Oh I am so glad your back I missed you my love!" The voice said. I looked behind me and I saw Gabriel. My husband. I'm guess the one who was crying, and still is. "Gabriel? What are you doing here, what's going on? Why are these kids hurt?! Who did this to them and why?!! And for heaven's sake would you stop crying and start explaining!!"
He looked shocked a d started explaining a the "long-story- short" version, "You know those jewlery you found in Tibet? Well turn out they are magical jewlery that are called Miraculouses and I used the butterfly Miraculous to turn people with extremely negative emotions into villians for the past two years or so so I could get the Miraculous of ladybug and chat noir" he pointed to the two kids,"that have the power of  creation and destruction and if you wield both of them at the same time you can ask for any wish, so I wished for you to come back to life, since you were I in dead like coma, and here you are!"
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"WHAT!" Gabriel looked very shocked. " You mean to tell me that I've been in a coma for about two years and you spent that time terrorizing Paris and fighting these kids just to revive me from a coma?! And on top of that expect me to be fine with it as if you didn't just beat these kids half to death for some freaking jewlery to make a wish. Are you that freaking stupid!!!?" I was boiling with anger! " What do you mean! I did this for us! So we can be a family again! We were so broken when you left!I did this for us!!" Ugh!! my god who the heck did I marry! Wait..... If I've been dead for a couple of years.... *Le stikin gasp* my eyes widen "Adrien"
"Gabriel, where is Adrien?" I snarl, "I'm right here mom," I turn to see the blonde boy that was beaten half to death, "hey mom" he look at me with sad, teary eyes and a strained smile. My eyes widen even more, if that was even possible, as realization slapped me in the face. Adrien is older. Adrien is hurt. Adrien was hurt by his father. Adrien was Chat Noir. I walk to him, "Adrien?..." I ask him trying my best not to break down. "Yeah, it's me mom. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry mom. I-"
"No!" He looked at me shocked " No, don't you dare say your sorry, you didn't do anything wrong, I love you Adrien. If there is someone who has to be sorry it's this sorry excuse of a father." I walk to Gabriel and he looks appalled at what I said. I just glare at him. *CLAP" I slapped him so hard I left a hand print ohis cheek. " How dare you hurt my son! I don't care if it was for me, what idiot would forget his own son in order to have his wife back? Oh wait I know, you! Forget what I said before and let me rephrase. You expect me to be fine with the fact that you, a sorry excuse of a husband, father heck of a fricken man, hurt MY SON!? haha oh honey you are extremely mistaken! And I want a fricken divorce! There is no way in heaven or hell that I stay married or in any way involved with you!!" Total silence filled the room.... "Hahahahahaha" " Danng! You tell him Miss Emilie! Hahaha" I turn around to see Adrien and the girl laughing their butts off. I smile faintly. "Oho I  so happy you are here mom!" I turn back to Gabriel and give the deadliest glare I have, " take us to the living room, now"

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Adriens POV
Present time*

"And if Mr. Agreste could please sign here please" said moms lawyer " "Thank you, Ms. Graham de Vanily, you and Mr Agreste are officially by law no longer married." I al9lmost cried when I heard that. I am free, mom is free, WE are free.
After everything that has happened, it is finally over. The fighting, the Loneliness, the rejection, and responsibilities. It's all over! "Adrien!" Ah yes the most angelic voice called out out my name. I turn to see Marinette with a box,( which I'm sure are filled with those sent from heaven delicious pastries  🤤) " Hey! How'd it go?" She asked " oh my Princess, me and my Queen are finally free from that god awful creature!" I replied.  And then she giggled, god how much I would love to listen to that forever. But thats a different story for a different day. Now it is time for me, my Queen and my princess to celebrate!

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Wow y'know I totally forgot I did this till I looked at my notification and saw that people actually liked this and commented and put it on their list!!? What?? Like wow thank you. Hopefully y'all like this, sorry for taking so long hehe. I finally had an idea for the way Emilie just burns Gabriel to ashes. I feel like the best way to ruin him is by destroying his "man" ego. Anyway thanks for reading if you want more let me know love y'all

-Lazy girl out😴