Fears and Me Being a Wimp

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Ok so i have a LOT of fears. So im gonna rant about them for a bit

Heights: yall if you think ur brave judt remember there are some idiots out there jumping off of cliffs and shit. Like are you not worried about ur fucking life?!? I can barely stand me falling in a dream and ur thinking its a good idea to jump out of a fucking plane? Hell naw im gonna stay in my house watching Netflix.

Ocean: I cant swim. Im ok in a pool and im not afraid of water or anything but just think about it. If you cant swim then ur clearly not gonna jump into some of the biggest bodies of water on the face of this planet.

Clowns: Yall remember 2016? The year the United States was terrorized by killer clowns? Yea i saw a clown on the side of the road on my way to school and i have not felt the same sense.

Bridges: If ur not the least bit sceptical of a bridge then ur psychotic.

Roller Coasters: tell me ur actually gonna hop onto a ride that could easily break

2020: Oh you hated 2019? Well now we have WW3, wildfires, a dang virus, hornets, jaguars, meteors, and much more to come.

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