The Funeral

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by ilikeechickenn

by ilikeechickenn

The entire invite list shows up to the funeral and sees all three of their bodies hanging by a rope. Ted Bundy and the East Coast Serial Killer got a little shock about how amazing the good ole days used to be. They smirk and nod at each other as they see lovely peaches snacking on her poop, realizing she will be the next person on their list. Miranda Cooper struts with her front cake out, flanting her one fingernail as she goes up to the podium and starts reciting the eulogy.

"These girls were my biggest supporters, they always showed and spread love about me even though I am a racist." Lil Huddy and Zoe Laverne then nod at each other knowing they are just like Miranda since they are all best friends. Miranda continues, "I will miss these girls so much, from the bottom of my-" Suddenly, Miranda's mom bursts in and then Miranda went crazy shouting, "IM READING A EULOGY MAMA, ILL BE THERE IN A MINUTE!" Miranda finishes her eulogy after her outburst and runs to her mama. Lonk, soon, stands at the podium.

"So glad, everyone on our guest list could make it here today, I am very sad I killed my friends, but they meant everything to me." Mike, Ruel and Timothee then stand up with bats in their hand. "As a trandition at the burlington coat factory funerals, we stuff the bodies with their favorite foods, and we beat them with a bat like a pinata before we put them in their casket."

The Obamas looked at each other disgusted, questioning why they are here. Jealousy, crossed both the serial killers in the audience, but realized they will have their moment later. Lonk made eye contact with Debby Ryan, and Debby pulled a radio rebel, tucking her hand behind her ear and feeling a little shy. Mike Wasowski winks (or blinks we dont know) very confused as to how he got here. Logan and Jake Paul get ready to get out their cameras and film this to post to youtube and get in trouble again.

"ALRIGHT EVERYONE, 3...2...1...GO"

All three of the boys hit the girls with the bat and sees the stuff come out of them. Dingleberry had coffee grains come out of her; Wydney had jolly ranches come out of her; and Knot had smarties come out of her. Abby Lee Miller was the first to run over and grab all the candy and coffee as she had her wheelchair to give her a boost, while jojo siwa was behind her, anxious of what she will grab. All three men pulled away as they started to cry about how much they loved their soulmates and left the funeral to cry in peace and mourn. Jake and Logan stopped filming and posted the video to youtube, not caring about anything going on.

"Next up we have our Kahoot game for each girl, hosted by STEVE HARVEY" Lonk announces.

Gordon Ramsey puts Knot in her casket, Dr. Phil puts Wydney in her casket, and Bob Duncan puts Dingleberry in her casket. Noah Schnapp brings Knot's casket to the hallway, Mrs. Kibling brings Wydney's casket out to the hallway and Raini Rodriguez brings Dingleberry's casket to the hallway. Oprah looks and observes as she reconsiders her life choices sitting her in burlington at a funeral rave.

"Hello everyone, I am Steve Harvey and I will now present to you each of the girls kahoot games. Whoever wins each game, inherits their will. LET THE GAMES BEGIN."

As the kahoot games go on, the ending had finally come. "Alright everyone, the game is done. Now here are the results for the winners of each kahoot game." Everyone sits in silence, very nervous to hear the results. "The person who won Knot's will is...ROB LOWE" Rob, sitting there gets overwhelmed and happy that he won. "The person who won Dingleberry's will is...Liza Koshy." Liza sits there confused but is happy for this honored time. "Anddddd, the person who won Wydney's inheritance is Ice Cube." After Steve mentioned that, a bunch of confetti that consisted of beans and plastic baby toys shot down from the burlington ceiling. As Steve reads the card again, he realizes he messed up once again. He then interrupted the confetti by announcing his mistake. "I am very sorry for my mistake, but I have messed up. Ice Cube did not win Wydney's will, Snoop Dogg did." Ice cube got so infuriated he punched Snoop Dogg and wrestled him to the ground. Snoop then said "Let us take this outside like real men". And with that, they fought outside. Steve then exclaims, "WHOS READY FOR SOME MUSIC."

Sm6band then appeared out of nowhere with their guitars and stuff and started to sing their intro song. Once they finished, Adam got to the microphone and said this is for the three girls, but we wanna collab with another amazing group. One direction pulled out of nowhere and joined them on stage, and with that Adam and Harry Styles took lead vocals and started singing "Times We Had". The show was so good that pigeon began to fly. It was so good, that Wendy Williams passed out again just like she did on TV. While it kept going on, Ted Bundy and the east coast serial killer bribed peaches to come to the back out the store and they murdered her. While this was going on, Lonk and Debby Ryan were in the back making out, while Times we had was playing. Joe exotic and Carole Baskin went to the hallway to get the caskets and the caskets crowdsurfed through the room as everyone bounced them up and down.
As the song stopped playing, everyone was confused because Kim Jun Un went missing, along with Nevel Papperman. Spencer and Nathan Kress looked at each other in fear, and then it happened. Nevel and Kim Jun Un teamed up and nuked the whole burlington. After the nuking, Nevel and Kim killed everyone in the building, proud of their work. Lonk and Debby then appeared before Debby stated, "Nothing can keep us apart, until death do us part." And just like that, Mike, Ruel and Timothee were spotted dead after the nuking too, although they were all next to their loved ones. In the end, love never keeps you apart, love will last forever, love will keep going, until death does you both by part. Mike, Ruel and Timothee were all spotted dead next to their dead loved ones after the nuking, symbolizing how they can never let go of their true love.

The story might have been short, but their love lasted forever.

~the end❤️~