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Customer : waiter, this soup tastes funny

Dumb waitor: Then why aren't you laughing

2. What's long hard and has cum in it?

Cucumber

3. What do you call a person that has no body and doesn't have a nose

Nobody knows

4. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator

5. I'd tell you a joke about pizza but it's to cheesy

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