The 9th Switch

A Kitty to your Chef

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They deposited B/Kai onto the couch and the boy seemed to have passed out before his head even hit the pillow.

"Wow, how much did you even drink Sehunie?" Chanyeol asked shaking his head.

"Not my fault that body is weak at drinks," he commented casually. Chanyeol had explained their situation to Sehun earlier. "So what now, we start interrogating them one by one?"

"I think we should split up and ask them something only the real ones would know, it'll be faster. If you find a correct one, bring them to me, we need to find the pair first before it switches out or we'll lose track of them."

"Got it, don't worry hyung!" Sehun said before heading off towards the kitchen.

Chanyeol found Suho in the living room, running around picking up trash and cleaning. Suho did not clean like that at all. Chanyeol watched as his leader neatly arranged the pillows and folded the messy blankets, they had all watched a movie earlier curling up in those.

"Suho-hyung, who are you?" Chanyeol asked approaching the older.

"Oh Chanyeol-ah, I'm Kai! Have you seen my body?" Suho asked nervously, still cleaning. I knew it! Chanyeol mentally screamed.

"No way in hell does Kai or anyone else clean so perfectly, you aren't Kai," Chanyeol told him.

"Why are you saying that to me? I'm Kai!" He cried, upset at being accused differently.

"No, you're Xiumin!" The taller grabbed Suho's arms shaking him, "the spell is being untruthful and messing with your head."

The change in Suho's eyes confirmed Chanyeol's suspicion, even the souls didn't know who they were. Suho repeated the same creepy phase as when Chanyeol made the right guess before. He returned to normal and shook his head in confusion. "C-Chanyeol?"

"Who are you now really hyung?" Chanyeol asked again.

"What? I'm Xiumin," X/Suho replied and Chanyeol sighed in relief. He just had to get them right and the mix up would clear.

"Let's go find Suho-hyung and then get your body back okay?" Chanyeol assured him.

"Chanyeol-hyung!!" Sehun suddenly came running in excitedly, followed by Lay and Chen.

"Sehun! Did you find one? I just found Xiumin!" Chanyeol pointed at X/Suho triumphantly.

"Uh no, I found two! Lay is Suho and Chen is Kyungsoo," Sehun beamed at Chanyeol while the latter's jaws dropped.

"HOW! Are you so damn lucky at this!?" Chanyeol stood baffled, not even noticing Su/Lay and X/Suho had dropped unconscious.

"What? It was easy, Chen was cooking and complaining Lay's ears off the recipe. Only Kyungsoo cooks like that. And Lay just kept making jokes to cheer him up but they weren't funny at all. We actually spent a good few minutes rolling our eyes, now my head hurts again," he pouted before continuing, "You were right, they look hella creepy when they talk like that, was I that weird too?"

"Even worse and I'm so done with this spell! You and Baekhyun make it look like cheesecake," Chanyeol whined. Suho got up beside him with a moan.

"I think I need to puke," he said before rushing off to the washroom.

"At least Suho is Suho, let's get the others!" Chanyeol said looking around the room, but found B/Kai missing too.

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Xiumin is the neatest kitty.
Kyungsoo is the best chef.
Exo doesn't laugh at poor Suho's jokes. <3