The crow and the raven

Meeting akatsuki

~~~~~~~~Akatsuki Hideout~~~~~~~~
(Sasori is not in his puppet and pain is wearing a fishnet shirt for the nosebleeds)

When I woke up I was in the hideout. I went outside to make dango finally I didn't have to make ramen it's good but when that's all you have it doesn't taste as good. I went to the kitchen I don't know how I know how to navigate it maybe itachi used a genjutsu on me.

I saw someone with a akatsuki cloak and a swirly mask "Hi Tobi is pleased to meet you beautiful, tobi wants to know your name." I laughed at how he talked "My name is Naruto" he smiled and fixed his food

Next person was someone with orange hair but a fishnet shirt so I could see his abs and muscle damn he's hot "hey love, I'm the leader of the akatsuki and if you ever wanna have fun you know where I am" he winked and I blushed

Next was a blonde guy with a pony tail and usual Akatsuki attire "Art is an explosion, and you're ready to explode hm!" That was a weird way to flirt but I laugh

Next was a redhead and looks  like he's teen. He's eating an apple. I went up to talk to him "I'm naruto, what's your name" he smirked oh no he's gonna flirt as well "My name is Sasori but you will be calling me daddy soon" so straight forward but ok "Itachi is my boyfriend y'know!!!" I twitched in anger

Next up is someone with black hair he looks like itachi wait he is itachi "ita-kun wanna eat with me?" He agreed and when I was gonna eat next to him but then he pulled me in his lap and put my plate next to his. I giggled "I have to show them your mine and with that he kissed me in front of everyone I was blushing but kissed him passionately.

I started eat then finished quickly time to meet the others Next is

A girl who had purple hair she looked sophisticated and elegant. There was a flower on her hair. "Hi my name is Naruto, just got here What's your name?" She smiled and said "I'm konan of origami pleased to meet you"

Then there was a hot silver haired guy with red-violet eyes and part of his chest was showing just enough to tease anyone who liked him. I walked towards him I said "I'm Naruto what's your name?" He chuckled lightly "I'm hidan but you can call me your fucking daddy if you want"

There is now someone who looked like a shark human hybrid. Wow didn't expect this of course we have a human shark on this team. "I'm naruto what's your name?" He grinned his shark teeth showing "I'm kisame and no I'm not a shark"

Then I saw someone who identified as kakazu didn't say hi to him because he looked like a drug dealer

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