Kestrel hates Children!

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Kestrel: I Hate Children! I Hate Children!

Dune: Who put vodka in Kestrel's Blue Bronco?

DoD:*blushes*

Kestrel: *Points at DoD* AND YOU, AND YOU, AND YOU, AND YOU, AND ESPECIALLY YOU, YOU LITTLE PUNY RAINWING!

Dune: Children, put your fingers in your ears and make the "Lalala" sound. Lalalalalalalalalalalalala!

DoD: *Dosen't*

Webs: *Drags Kestrel off* It's always the SkyWing who goes crazy first.

Kestrel: You kids are SCREWED! SCREWED!!!!!!!!!! THIS PLACE IS A PRISON!!!!!!!!!

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