Qibli and Winter on a 24 hour wine and cocaine marathon......

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Hour 0:

Qibli: So ready..

Winter: Let's get high!

Hour 1:

Qibli: [WOAH]

Winter: Oh hello, floating cheesecake! 

Hour 2:

Qibli: Pass me another one!

Winter: *slurred* What would happen if I tried to do this? *attempts to get up**can't*

Hour 3: 

Qibli: Oh hey cold thing, look at me! I can fly! *Flops over*

Winter: Oh no you can't, I can! *gets a foot or so in the air*

Hour 4:

Qibli: oH heLLo yoU SqIGggLY TaLkING PeNCiL BaNNanA.

Winter: YeaH, Hi SqIGggLY TaLkING PeNCiL BaNNanA.

Hour 5:

Qibli: *Snores*

Winter: Oh, you are the most boring dragon ever *Attempts to kick in the face* *Suceeds*

Qibli: Uh, Whaa? 

Hour 6:

Qibli: I Am SOOO ThE ChoSEn OnE! BoW DOwN tO mE!

Winter: *Flops over*

Hour 7:

Qibli: Oh hEy YoU CoLD LiTTlE ThiNG, TaKE AlL My MonEY.

Winter: *groan* Do I have to?

Qibli: Yes.

Hour 8

Both: *Groan*

Hour 9:

Both: *snores*

Hour 20:

Qibli: *wakes up* Nooooo! Come back my beloved!

Winter: *wakes up too* Huh? HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY WOOD! I WILL KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOU! *Leaps at Qibli*

Qibli: Aaargh! You've come back! *Slaps*

Hour 21:

Both: *Hugging and sobbing*

Hour 22:

Clay: *carts them off to rehab*


~THE END~

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