A collection of short stories where all of your favorite characters die

DIO again

"ahahahahahahah Jotaro imma beat your ass"
"yea right gay "ass"
"bitch i killed cuckyoink "
"you what
"then Jotato got mad and put a magnet on his sleeve that'll show him
"holy fuck he moved"
"..."
oh it's a magnet lol what a little prankster guess i can come poke him-
Jatora punched him in the face or something cuz he pulled time stopping abilities out of his ass
(it's been a while since i saw the fight okay)
a few minutes or hours of screaming and bullshitting and new abilities later and Dio is like "bitch i'm joining the ninja turtles" but Jotario already took the last available slot so Dio will remain unemployed and unable to feed his beautiful children and Giorno. then Jootaro slapped dio with the pizza the other ninjas gave him just to rub it in and immediately quit.
dio then sucked off Jotaro's grandpa
"that's gay"
fuck off Jojo dio said while applying lipstick and injecting steroids into his bloodstream
then dio ruined some poor construction worker's day and probably got him fired but it's okay it's for a prank bro it'll be funny i swear i'll bring your steamroller back
he didn't. what an asshole Dio is.
anyways Jotaro was like fuck it's too heavy and Dio's fatass sitting on the steamroller was like "haha bitch"
then Joot stopped time like a fuckin legend and Dio screamed and froze.
b o n k

i finally wrote another chapter because i was bored as hell and @xXBubbleTeaSanXx asked what happened next and this is kinda next