AN- luts gibe a big round of apple sauce to the guyz galz and nobimary plaz on twitter dit comfur helpinge me out, yallz are goffic as FUXK and desreve MCR tix too.
Aftur proteins class, witch did NOT get mroe goffic bcuz that Snpar dude is a fukkin pozeer and ma patner was a stupid preppy centrst colled Modrate somthin i dont hvae da tiem to lurn da namezx of prepz evur, but espeschually when i had two get ready for da conceryt. I ran up too my rom, witch wus decarated wit a bunhc of goffic band posterz, liek Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Good Charlotte, adn Evanescance. I hads a blak makup vainitie with a giant mirror witha bnuch fo skuls and skipes and razor blayeds painted on it. In da cornber wus my coffin, it wus black with blood red leather insides nad lace detailing. I wentz ovre to ma colset n picked out an outfet fur da concetry. I pixed a black fress wit Amy Lee's face on it, a dark bleu corsetuy with prupek ribbon, and some fihsntes tites. Den i wlkaed oevr to Ancom's roem bcus i wnartedb to borroew qui;s mohsing boots. Dey wre black platforms with a ton of spiekes and strappes and det wentz too my mid thy. Qi wusnt in quis room atm, but i tok them neways bcuz qui takes my stoof aall the tiem bc of some thing called mutueald aiede or smth. Pluz I wuz goffic so da rolls didnt apply to me. Aftur stealing da boots, I went bakc to ma room two redoo my maeup and hair. I desuded to pull ma hare intwo a ponytail so it wudnt get in my face and i did some balcl eyeshadoiw, eyelinre, and a dark bule lipstrevk to match my outegfit.
Aftr i had finushed gettibg ready, I walked down to teh front yeard, where Commie wus with his car. Itr was a black corvet with red leuther insides and the lisence plait sed "Prepz get Gulag." He wus wearing eyeliner and a balck skinney genes, witha checkered blet and a Green Dae hoodie. He still had the MCR ushanka on, which was super fuckin sexah. "Hello comred, get in" he roared, adn opned da door to rhe passensres side of the car flour me. Then he got in the dribebres side and trunes on the raidio. We mohsed to MCR while we drove to da concerty. I dont thikin that its saef to drive and mohs but who am i to judge, plus we were both vampiryes so we couldnt die. Onvce we wue at Hogsmeade, we awlked to da venue. Some dude tried to catcall me but Commie baet them to a pulp and drank their blood. It was really sweat, bcus that dude was a creep and also a prep. Afutr that, we went to da shwo and moshed to da goffic lyrics and guitars and UHHH it was just prefect. Amy was so hawt but not in a gay way ewwww. I colud tell Commie wus into Amy tho, si i started mshiong depressedly. Evenshually he nioticed, and stooped dansing all topgerthef.
"Whats wrong Samanthany?" He asked, concerned. His eyes wur noramally emoshunless but todaye dere wus a bit of sadmess.
"I feel liek you leik Amy moer dan em!" I exclaimed, hlaf sad hald angry. What did she hvae that i disgnmt??? I wus goffic as fuck and also a vampyre???? She wusnt even a wucht.
Commie laghued, liek he founde my pain ammusing, witch ngl was kinda hot. "I cold NEVUR" he growled, in a Russian way dik it wus hard to explain but long storie short we statrted making out on the danse floor. He took off mt dress and I his shirt, den he pit his you know wath in my you knwo whre and we did the thing and den aftur we moshed until the bnad played their last song.
Aftue da comcret, we desided to go to dis goffic shop called Hot Pocket whre I get all of my clorhez. It wuz pretty laet anf I wouldve ben worried that dey woud be clothes, howevur ma sooper goffic friedn wroked dere adn he let us in. His aneim wuz Jreg but he aslo wentz by the naiem Anti Centrist, bc all centrists wur prepz and he hated the prepz. Tonite he wus waering a read MCR shirt, a pear of ripped blak geans, amd a blacj hoodie. He aosl had iliner and a tattoo on mis nek that looked EXActly liek the scortpion Frank Ireo had. NEwayz he let me try on a brunch of drersez and skitrs, and Commie tried on sm nwe band shirts and a black parade jaycket. The anti Centrist gaev us the clothes four free bcus we wur friends and asol goffic as fuck. Den we wentx out four coffee, wutch we both got blakc with a shot of blud. Afturworlds, we had ro snek black into Hogwearts bcuz it waz wayyy past cerfew. We maed it too the Slyrehrine common room no porbleme, which was complateley dark. I went to gibe Commie a kiss befour we went two r separate rooms, but then I noiticed a figure sitting on a chaire. He turned on the lieght next to him and it wus,,,
PROFESSUER SNAP!!!!
YOU ARE READING
the goffic manifesto, aka the my immortal centricide abomination
Fanfictioncentricide but also my immortal at the same time tw// self harm, suicide. If you've read My Immortal, it's pretty much the same content wise but i still want to let yalls know what's up
