The Gnome and The Knome

Gnome and Knome: Part 1

Once upon a time there was a gnome named CJ. He was magic, but short and grumpy. He always went to work. He loved his work. He was a miner. He dug for gold. Not the booger kind, the spensive kind like da ones you dig. So one day he went to work and he saw something very unusual. It was a new gnome. Now, CJ didn't like the share his gold. Sooooooooo, he STABBED HIM, right in the EYE. "Ow." Sais the other gnome. "Get out," says CJ. "Ok." Sais the other gnome. And that's when CJ saw the wand in the gnome's pocket. "Ur a wizard?" Saiz CJ. "..." Saiz other gnome. CJ looked at him for a long second then said "Ok." THEN HE JUMPED ON THE KNOME AND Stole hiz wand. "HAY!" Saiz Knome. And CJ cast a curse on Knome and he dyes. "O noe," Saiz CJ. And that's when the ground starts shaking. "I didn't realize that gnomes were like ants." Sais CJ. That's when he knew that help was coming. But not for CJ. For his dead brethren. That's wen 10000000000000000 knomes came storming into the mines. "O SH**." Sais CJ.