A heart broken comedian and a genuine heartthrob actor who are afraid of commitment.
ps. Credits to people who originally said the jokes, it's all for fun. The purpose of face claims are for references of how the characters look like. Lastly, enjoy...
"Isaac, hey, can you please keep that down? I'm trying to figure out how this works." The grunting, brunette male looked back to his flat smarthphone with his furrowed brows pointing against each other.
The black haired man who was watching a romantic movie in his phone with earphones plugged in to his ears, turned to the grumpy male. With a brow raised, he pulled an earphone out before asking, "Is this about what they call a selfie? Dude, you look angry to have one."
"Shh! I'm trying! Why is it so hard? Taking pictures with the back camera is way easier and fun."
"Jose."
"What?"
"You look like my dad's profile picture on Facebook."
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"Hey! At least I'm handsome."
"Nobody is going to know that except for those who attended your Comedy Specials, bro."
"Why is that?" The male turned to Isaac.
"You literally keep covering your face in every profile pic in every social media you have! Plus, you're covering your mouth this time! Are you hiding your identity or something?"
"Hey, having a beautiful heart is better than a beautiful man."
"Beautiful man? Seriously man, are you gay? Sometimes i thought of calling you hoese than Jose."
"Says someone who's addicted to romantic movies himself. Should I call you a romantic hoe instead?" Jose chuckled.
"Hey!"
Ting!
The two men were silent for a couple of seconds before Jose looked at the upper part of the screen.
+xxxxxxxxxxx93 has sent a voice mail.
"Uh, who's that?"
"I don't know, should I check it out?"
"You should bro. It might be a rare opportunity or something."
"A rare opportunity..?" Jose muttered to himself.
Before the brunette male's thumb tapped the notification, their names have been heard from the other side of the bar. Both men stood up to take their beverage orders, recognizing it was theirs from their chosen written, hilarious nicknames on the cups.
"Hell yeah! I missed you soo much Red Velvet!" Isaac said, poking the straw in to the plastic cup before digging in.
"You do know that's just a Starbucks drink, right?" Jose took his Matcha flavored frappuccino with a tissue.
"It tastes more flavorful when someone pays for it other than me, bro."
The two men laughed their way out of the cafe, and Jose placed his phone in to the pockets of his coat.
"I'll check it out when we're home.." The male thought, before walking with his best friend/roommate and continuing their bonding for the rest of Saturday.
To be continued...
Author's Note: —Hello everybody! aemabear here. The first chapter is quite short, but don't worry. The upcoming chapters will be longer than the first! That's all. Love you guys! 😘💞💞💞
