Story Ideas BRUHH!

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If me and Kixcey lived together. Enjoy!

Kixcey:No! You put the forks with the other forks,not the knives!
Me: But,what if I run out of knives? I'll need a fork instead. Spoons don't do much,not if your trynna kill someone.
Kixcey: *deep breath* BoI!
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Me: Hiya baby! You look great today!
Kixcey: What do you want?
Me: Affection.
Kixcey: Hm.. You seem to be pronouncing Jelly Beans wrong.
Me: -_-
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Me: Kixcey,hugsssssss. Nowwwwww!
Kixcey: I've got work to do.
Me: I'm a work in art. do me! Oh shi-. Wait! That came out wrong!
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Kixcey: It takes 85 full sizes chocolate bars ,48 teaspoons of salt and 70 cups of coffee to kill you. And yet, there is no measurement for Jelly Beans.
Me: Only people who are already dead eat them.
Kixcey: But you eat the- babe. We've talked about this.
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Random idiots flirting: If I had a dollar/what ever money you use everyone I thought of you,is move a millionaire!
Me and Kixcey flirting: I freaking wanna stab you with a sword. Lemme steal Romans real quick.
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Kixcey: Hiya Sugarpie~!
Me: Omg! Hi dead fish that looks smexy over here!
(Yes. Kixcey is my dead fish. Heh. I'll explain another day.)
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Kixcey: You remind me of a pig. Small,stupid but loveable.
Me: Pigs are fat too!
Kixcey: Why is that what you think of?
Me: Your calling me fat!
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Me: Gasp! Kixcey loo-
Kixcey: Why do you insist in saying 'Gasp' out loud? Just,gasp don't say the freaking word.
Me: Because I freaking can. Gasp! Look at this puppy!!!
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Me: Hey,Kix. Did you know that I love you?
Kixcey: Yes. You tell me Every. Single. Day.
Me: Oh! Guess what!
Kixcey: I swear to God if you say I love you I am going to murder you.
Me: .... Have you planned my funeral yet?
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Kixcey: Eva,spelling lesson. Now.
Me: *hides in the closet,locking it.*
Kixcey: Eva,come out please.
Me: I'm pan!
Kixcey: *sigh* that's not what I ment. Just,you need spelling lessons! You can't spell!
Me:I can too!
Kixcey: Spell Anxiety.
Me: um... A N X E I T Y Y.
Kixcey: *Deep breath* Boi.
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Kixcey: Eva! It is raining,get back under the umbrella!

Me: Hmmmm....Nope! hehehehehehe. *Runs around,jumping in puddles until im completely soaked*

Kixcey: Oh My Freaking God. EVA, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU PEED YOURSELF. GET BACK HERE OR YOUR GONNA GET EMBARRASSED! 

Me: Jokes on you,sucka! i have a long coat! *unrolls coat,hiding the water marks*

Kixcey: I swear im going to murder you when we get back home.

Me: Kay!.... *Mumbles* Not if i kill myself first. 

Kixcey: *with her super sonic hearing* Babe. We've talked about this.

x_Kixillio_x do theses sound reasonable?