" kirk, you stupid bitch, i love you - wait, what? "
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KIRK HAMMETT as HIMSELF
- the hot yet goofy lead guitarist.
" well, take the bitch out and you're right there, leighton - "
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CLIFF BURTON as HIMSELF
- the timid but goofydesigner's protective older brother.
" just don't smoke too many joints together, man. "
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ANA DE ARMAS as KEIKO HAMMETT
- the hot yet goofy lead guitarist's older sister.
" i may be a private investigator, but i do know how to party, believe me. "
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LARS ULRICH as HIMSELF
- metallica's snappy yet quite funny drummer.
" kirk, stop fockin' giving leighton eye sex and get the fock onstage - "
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JAMES HETFIELD as HIMSELF
- metallica's shy yet silly rhythm guitarist and vocalist.
" yeah dude, you can fuck her after the show or somethin' after some drinks, man - "
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AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON as TRENT TAYLOR
- the timid yet goofy designer's ex boyfriend.
" i wasn't hurting you, but you were hurting yourself; you know i've always loved you. "
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FEATURING JAN BURTON as HERSELF RAY BURTON as HIMSELF CONNIE BURTON as HERSELF CORRINE LYNN as HERSELF CHEFELA HAMMETT as HERSELF JENNIFER HAMMETT as HERSELF
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: yeah i have ideas for this yeah i'll actually write it this time i promise i swear also i'll tie in my sweet child o mine book with this hehehe
