ALL HAIL THE PHOENIX KING
ALL HAIL THE PHOENIX KING
ALL HAIL THE PHOENIX KING
WE ARE THE HUN DUN. WE LIVE TO SERVE AND PROTECT THE FIRE LORD. WE SEE ALL, HEAR ALL, KNOW ALL.
WE ARE AWARE OF ALL ACTS OF TREACHERY. AFTER ALL, WE INVENTED IT. THERE IS NO CRIME WE ARE UNAWARE OF.
IN OTHER WORDS, WE KNOW YOU WHO ARE.
YOU ARE NOT SAFE.
YOU MAY HIDE UNDER THE GUISE OF WEALTH. OF STATUS. OF NOBILITY. OUR SERVICES HAVE SPANNED ALL FOUR NATIONS FOR CENTURIES. THERE IS NOT A SINGLE PIECE OF LAND WE HAVE LEFT UNTOUCHED. WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE. WE KNOW YOUR WEAKNESSES.
YOU LOST A MOTHER? A FATHER? BOTH?
A SISTER? A BROTHER? A LOVER?
A CHILD?
OR PERHAPS SOMETHING LESS MATERIAL. SOMETHING HONORIFIC.
A TITLE.
REGARDLESS, WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE. THEY ARE PROBABLY IN OUR DUNGEONS. EATING OUR FOOD. WEARING OUR CLOTHES. WALKING IN OUR SHOES.
HOW UNFORTUNATE FOR YOU!
WE KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR RENDEZVOUS. YOUR ADVENTURES.
YOUR SEEKING OF THE AVATAR
STOP NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.
BEFORE YOU LOSE MORE THAN WHAT YOU CAN AFFORD.
ACCORDING TO THIS FORM, YOU REQUESTED AN ANGEL. WE SHALL DISPATCH OUR FINEST ONES. TO PROTECT AND SERVE THE FIRE LORD. YOU DO NOT NEED TO WORRY.
MIND THE FLAMES.
WE HOPE YOU SEE THE IRONY.
ALSO! we don't take refunds.
