Revenge Is Sweet

Chapter 1

2012 (Previously 2010, but it didn't match up with the story timeline that I have planned in 2015)

First thing I noticed when I finally got out of the godforsaken cave is that it's not 1964 anymore. "Fuck, how long was I asleep?"

The sounds were hurting my poor ears, must have been close to a highway. "Wait a minute ... there was no highway here in 1964! Fucking Dumbledore, I'm going to kill him for doing this to me!"

I walked to the nearest town to figure out how long I was 'dead' to the world. I picked up the first newspaper. I could find and almost edited from shock. 48 years, 48 fucking years in that painful eternity. You see most Originals would rather die thousands of deaths before they go willingly into an eternal slumber, that's how bad it is.

Right if I'm going to have my revenge on Dumblebitch, I'm going to have to go under a different name and under a glamor. I need to lay low for a while to 'catch up' with modern society if I'm going to enroll into Hogwarts.

2013

At the Sorting Ceremony

[A / N: For the convenience of my story, Harry Potter went to Hogwarts in 2014 - 2021/2020, still undecided whether Harry will complete his 7th year]

"Monroe, Rose"

'Right, show time.' I made my way up to the Sorting Hat and put it on my head.

'Ah Miss Mystique, how wonderful it is to see you again'

'Alistair'

'Any preference to which house you want to be in?'

'Once a Slytherin, always a Slytherin, you might want to keep my identity a secret, don't want Dumbledore to find out do we?'

'Hmm I suppose not, a bit of info if you will ... your not the only victim of Albus' manipulations'

"Better be .... SLYTHERIN"

I get up and walk to the Slytherin Table. Once seated I blocked out the rest of the Sorting Ceremony, until ...

"Weasley, Fred"

"GRYFFINDOR"

"Weasley, George"

"GRYFFINDOR"

'Interesting, twin red heads ... looks like trouble, exactly what I need.' I crack an insane grin at those thoughts. Just as fast as my grin appeared, it was gone (got to keep a low profile no?)

With the Twins' Sorting finished the headmaster's rose up from his seat.

"Fuck, go away asshat."

"Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Thank you, let the feast begin!"

With the ramblings of the old coot finally over, the food appeared in front of us.

[A / N: Dumbledore's speach is quoted from Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone by JK Rowling. Also I'll be doing some time skips in the next few chapters, till present time, aka 2020, when the action starts.]

[Update: Fixed some dates to fit my story timeline, I realised some parts of my story didn't make sense with the original dates, so I tweaked it a bit.]