yoongi: honestly i'm just so badass so full of darkness i feed off of the souls of the living i strike fear into-
taehyung: you sleep with a stuffed cat-
yoongi: he is MY SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS
YOU ARE READING
// -bts incorrect quotes- \\
Comédie:) ps: all the chapters involving a ship [ex. taekook, jikook, namjin, yoonseok, vmin, etc] are not intended to be shipped. i dont ship any of the members with each other or myself, all is for comedy purposes.
